A social disease, can be terminal, chronic, or acute. Tends to get worse with time. Chronic assaholism usually becomes fatal or long term and debilitating when mixed with drugs or alcohol, though not all assaholics are substance abusers.
Assaholics tend to congregate on websites pertaining to guns, race, or the poaching of large wildlife, dating sites (the married ones) and political rants.
Christian assaholism is a type of strain of assaholism that can be more prevalent in the bible belt.
Assaholism epidemics have been known to spread quickly, especially in large groups, hipster bars, frat houses, strip clubs, bad traffic and crowded department stores.
Assaholics tend to congregate on websites pertaining to guns, race, or the poaching of large wildlife, dating sites (the married ones) and political rants.
Christian assaholism is a type of strain of assaholism that can be more prevalent in the bible belt.
Assaholism epidemics have been known to spread quickly, especially in large groups, hipster bars, frat houses, strip clubs, bad traffic and crowded department stores.
Assaholism ASSA-Hawl-ism, ASSA-haw-lick
"I see you've done nothing to cure your assaholism. Next time try hitting on my mom instead of my best friend. That might work better. Not."
"who's texting you at 2:20am?!"
"oh it's that assaholic I told you about. He thinks I'm going to be his bootycall. Not."
"I see you've done nothing to cure your assaholism. Next time try hitting on my mom instead of my best friend. That might work better. Not."
"who's texting you at 2:20am?!"
"oh it's that assaholic I told you about. He thinks I'm going to be his bootycall. Not."
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by sucywaffle April 30, 2018

When you are addicted to ass or to being an ass. It like alcoholic which is a word to describe being addicted to alcohol but for assholes.
Why do you always have something mean to say you're such a assaholic
This is assaholic behavior Jenna
This is assaholic behavior Jenna
by John Casey NSA agent March 2, 2022

Noun/Adjective
1. A person who is a chronic asshole; one who is in a constant state of assholeness.
2. Assaholic in nature.
1. A person who is a chronic asshole; one who is in a constant state of assholeness.
2. Assaholic in nature.
Jim: I don't know what Peter was trippin on last night, but it must have been some heavy shit.
Roy: What do you mean?
Jim: He strip-danced on our antique coffee table in front of my senile grandmother. Then he pissed on my cat and slapped it in the face with his dick.
Roy: You didn't know? He's an assaholic.
Roy: What do you mean?
Jim: He strip-danced on our antique coffee table in front of my senile grandmother. Then he pissed on my cat and slapped it in the face with his dick.
Roy: You didn't know? He's an assaholic.
by TheLotionMaster September 28, 2014
