Otherwise known as the taint or the chode, assticles typically occur in men of advanced age. After gravity has taken its toll on the scrotum, the advanced stretching begins to affect the anus. Eventually they become one.
Harold was in the bathroom the other day battling with some troubling constipation. To his surprise his scrotum lapped delicately at the water. He called to his wife. "Gertrude!"
"What is it Harold" she replied.
"Get in here and tell me why my balls are in the water" he gasped.
"OMG Harold!" she exclaimed. "You have assticles you filthy old fucker!"
"What is it Harold" she replied.
"Get in here and tell me why my balls are in the water" he gasped.
"OMG Harold!" she exclaimed. "You have assticles you filthy old fucker!"
by *samIam* February 19, 2010
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When a guys testicles are really close to his asshole rather than his dick, this is called assticles.
Basically just the words Ass and Testicle put together.
Basically just the words Ass and Testicle put together.
Friend 1: Oh My God!!! Last night I took a huuuuge dump and I looked and I shit all over my ballz because they are so close to my asshole!
Friend 2: Ewwww dude thats just nasty I think you have Assticles!
Friend 3: OMG!!! EVERYBODY HE HAS ASSTICLES!!!!!!!!!
Everybody: OMG GROSSSSSSS... you should get that checked out...
Friend 2: Ewwww dude thats just nasty I think you have Assticles!
Friend 3: OMG!!! EVERYBODY HE HAS ASSTICLES!!!!!!!!!
Everybody: OMG GROSSSSSSS... you should get that checked out...
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Délhan: "It is in my nature, I was born that way. My parents were asses, my grandparents were asses. Im just keeping up tradition."
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Thus Délhan being an asspickle.
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