blood on my ass cheeks

Used to show the Royal Vizier of the neighboring kingdom how the Princess sicced a bengal tiger upon your ass.

Prince Achmed: My ass cheeks. They're HANGING OUT! And what's this? Blood. Blood on my ass cheeks. Tell me Ja'far, how the fuck did it get there?
Ja'far: Is it because-
Prince Achmed: It is BECAUSE, your PrinCESS just sicced a BENGAL TIGER upon my ass!

by Prince Achmed December 4, 2020

Holy Flapping Ass Cheeks!

1. Shear extreme surprise.

2. The flapping of a holy ones ass cheeks, such as the pope.

3. When something so crazy happens that Jesus applauds you with his ass cheeks.

-A ass ninja flys out of nowhere briefly and then disappears into the shadows.-

Justin: Holy flapping ass cheeks! Did you see that ass ninja!

Matt: ....... -Slaps Justin for shear stupidity and then quickly disappears just like the ass ninja-

Justin: -After realizing that Matt was the ass ninja- Holy flapping ass cheeks!

by Mirthmanx December 16, 2010

Clapping Your Ass Cheeks

When someone is lying out of their ass so obviously that their cheeks start clapping together.

“I swear Stacy came on to me she was all over me at the club last night.”
“Bro there’s no way that happened stop clapping your ass cheeks.”

by BIGCHUNGUS42069 January 17, 2019

run them ass cheeks

a way of saying I want to fuck

I was in jail minding my business and this big buff dude told me run them ass cheeks

by Bitxhdfulookinat April 19, 2018

You're kidding my ass cheeks

Dying due to some bullshit from the other team or the game itself

*gets hip fired head shot through a wall*
"YOU'RE KIDDING MY ASS CHEEKS*

by Dondo March 18, 2020

Left ass cheek autism

A person who fakes autism because they think its silly/cute

Chrissy's autims came from their left ass cheek left ass cheek autism

by BowieePOP January 16, 2024

3rd ass cheek

another way to say your tail bone, or "tail"

ouch! u hit my 3rd ass cheek!

by 229yomama March 10, 2011