Ass Bandit

From the Oxford English Dictionary:

ass ban•dit
noun - vulgar slang (also ass burglar)
1. a male homosexual sodomite or pederast.
2. an eager seducer of young women

1. NAMbLA is composed entirely of ass bandits.
2. Carl, the 40-year-old man with a handlebar mustache and a receding hairline, is a creepy fucking ass bandit.

by lovesmesumcake August 21, 2008

ass-bandit

Another derogitory term for a homosexual Male, usually used jokingly, or as an insult to someone who is in fact heterosexual

"Freddie over there is such an Ass-Bandit"

by El Toronja May 04, 2006

Ass Bandit

A flaming fag that thinks he can swipe or rip off a piece of man bootie.

"hey Queer, let go of my ass!~! because I know you werent reaching for my wallet!"

by Skinny Pimp November 12, 2003

Ass Bandit

An Ass Bandit, is a overly homo-sexual who loves to be on the short end of the leash.

Shane is an ass bandit.

by Sido94 July 01, 2009

Ass-Bandit

A derogatory comment used to describe a homosexual who is sexually attracted to male ass.

God, Calvin Klein is such an Ass-Bandit.

by Garren17 May 13, 2009

Ass bandit

A homosexual nymphomaniac.

Look at that ass bandit over there.

by Jdspilllyy November 17, 2009

Ass bandit

Someone who is gay but is afraid to take it in the ass.

“I think my boss George is gay, he’s just too afraid to take it in the ass. Stupid Ass bandit!”

by brethren January 03, 2006