aspirin

A bullet to the brain or blow to the head. Usually to someone who's annoying. Lead medicine.

Not necessarily to kill someone but essentially doing something to either shut them up or get them to leave.

"Hey Lou, whatever happened to that loud mouth you kept out back?"
"Gave him an aspirin."

by Nova0 June 11, 2009

Children's Aspirin

1 part Captain Morgan, 1 part orange juice. Also known as a "rum screwdriver" or a "hammer."

"Oi! Bartender! Fetch me a Children's Aspirin!"

by James Rodesiler September 25, 2007

Black Aspirin

A pseudonym given to a certain dark, sugary soft drink that shall remain nameless. Believed to have an re-energising effect on those suffering symptoms of the night before.

Whoa man, i had a bender last night. My head is throbbing, can you duck down to the shops and fetch me a bottle of Black Aspirin? I'll pay you back - i swear!

by Benebrius April 10, 2010

asspiring

adj referring to an attempt at something at which you failed completely

I was an asspiring writer once.

by DianeF November 13, 2007

half sucked aspirin

The description of a person's face which resembles a partially dissolved aspirin tablet, in that it is pockmarked and lumpy.

"Oh did you see Cameron Diaz without make-up? she's got a head like a half sucked aspirin!"

by LifeSpan-Void May 28, 2006

Aspirin date

Someone you meet off a dating site in the hope of getting over the one you really want to be with.

A "meet date" to distract yourself from the pain of a "shituationship" you're in that isn't going anywhere.

"I'm so tired of these aspirin dates going nowhere"
"These aspirin dates aren't enough to get me over Rick".

by Madchen April 22, 2019

Redneck aspirin

Literally just meth

Hey joe, you got some of that redneck aspirin?

by Screaming_Seagull July 11, 2019