asecular

Adjective: The quality of having a hidden religious agenda.

Even before the early 1980s, when Kerry Livgren and Dave Hope became born-again Christians - just listen to their asecular lyrics.

Also known as: Stealth Christian \ Stealth Jew \ Stealth Muslim \ Stealth Buddhist \ Stealth Hindu \ Stealth Amway \ Stealth Religious

See also Stealth Agenda, Jeezoid

Their instrumentals rock - but i am getting a real asecular vibe from the vocals!

We could watch Faux News and count the times they try to seem asecular!

I can't believe how brazenly asecular she is turning out to be!

by —thoughtstorms— January 26, 2010

Aspen

Most amezing friend you could ever have , they are always supportive and they give the best advice. They are sometimes horny and they are amezing at flirting , they are so special and most people don't even realise it if your friend is called Aspen give them a hug they'll need it

Aspen is my best friend

by 145392 December 22, 2020

Aspen

Aspen is the sweetest person you'll ever meet. They are beautiful in almost every single way. They are the most innocent, kind and caring partner you'll ever have and, even though they are WAY out of your league, they still care about and make time for you. They have the cutest speckling of freckles around their face and blue eyes that make your heart melt. They never understand any of your innuendos so you always have to explain it to them and the way they flush red when they finally do get it makes your heart jump. Every time you see them, they make your heart flutter and your cheeks flush and they just brighten your day. Their laugh is like the tinkling of bells and you want to hear it all the time, you tend to wander what other sounds they can make ;)

There's only one true Aspen that no other can match up to but if you do find yourself one, hold them and never let them go (unless, yk, they want to leave)

Aspen is the love of my life, and even though I'm scared to tell them out loud, and they do not have to reciprocate, I love them. I love them more than the ocean loves the moon. I love them more than Achilles loved Patroclus or Catra loved Adora. I love you Aspen, I always will.

by edgydeityy November 23, 2021

aspergers

Aspergers Syndrome is a disorder similiar to Autism. Persons with AS show marked deficiencies in social skills, have difficulties with transitions or changes and prefer sameness. They often have obsessive routines and may be preoccupied with a particular subject of interest. They have a great deal of difficulty reading nonverbal cues (body language) and very often the individual with AS has difficulty determining proper body space. Often overly sensitive to sounds, tastes, smells, and sights, the person with AS may prefer soft clothing, certain foods, and be bothered by sounds or lights no one else seems to hear or see

The lead singer from the Vines has Aspergers Syndrome

by Dr. Nicolas May 13, 2006

Asperger Syndrome

A very real condition which a person may be born with. "Symptoms" include lack of social skills, and difficulty reading/understanding social "cues", body language, &c, difficulty forming and maintaining friendships and relationships, and the like. However, it affects people in different ways. Some (such as me) may well "grow out" of it, and ultimately the "disorder" becomes less obvious in the social environment, in which case it's best described as a retardation of social development. However, others fare less well and suffer lifelong problems as a result of the condition.

Other characteristics may include higher than average intelligence and vocabulary, and ultimately a tendency to see the world a different way, which can be scary to some neurotypicals.

It's a difference I have had to cope with all my life, having been diagnosed at the age of 7 and has caused me real difficulties in life (and to a certain degree, still does). I am not the only one it causes real difficulty to; indeed there is growing awareness of the problems faced by people with autistic-spectrum disorders, however some people seem to think the disorder is somehow "fake" or "not real" (I refer of course to some of the other definitions posted on here).

However, this does not bother me, rather it amuses me that a group of fat, comfortable individuals with time on their hands to spend posting ill-informed, pig-ignorant, and sometimes downright illiterate definitions on UD seem to think that their opinion somehow matters more than that of the world's smartest and most experienced people in the field of psychiatry.

I have Asperger Syndrome. This does not make me better than you, nor does it make me worse. It just makes me different. I am a person, not a puzzle

by Zarathustratosphere May 23, 2009

Apecat

An ancient empyreal beast that is both ape and cat, and entirely man, hailing from the frigid northern reaches of Finland. It is widely accepted that Apecat is the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Apecat is da shit.
Fuck yeah.

by Zegeroth August 4, 2007

asecfmn

Acronym for "a small exhalation came from my nose", a type of brief and quiet laughing that involves air quickly leaving one's nose. This acronym is often used by people who are not cool.

A: "look at this meme"
B: "asecfmn"

by pillbug science March 17, 2021