animal magnetism

refers to a person's natural sexual attractiveness or raw charisma, can't be learned, should be treated with caution and respected as a sixth sense.

It's Andrew's animal magnetism that lets him sit back and have both women and men flock to him for attention unaware of his aura, all the while he just sits there politely smiling luring in his prospects.

by mark daniels August 6, 2012

Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS.

The nicest way to respond to a sext

Girl: Wanna have some FUN?? 😫💦🍆😣
Person: Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS.

by whenthathomebrewhits October 26, 2019

Animal Crossing: New Horizons

The way switch owners take their mind off this damn virus

I finally have the cure to depression, Animal Crossing: New Horizons

by E X P A N S I O N March 29, 2020

Animal Mother

The baddest, kick ass Marine in Full Metal Jacket. Played by Adam Baldwin, his character's motivation and enthusiasm for our beloved corps was second only to that of senior drill instructor Gunnery Sergeant Hartman.

"Well ... like, like you see, you know, it's a major city, so we have to assault with, uh ... tanks. So, they send us in first squad ...to make sure that there are no little Vietnamese waiting with, like, B-40 rockets that blow the tanks away. So we clear it out and we roll the tanks in and ... basically, blow the place to hell."

"If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang."

Animal Mother: "I'm going first."

Eightball: "Hey, now back off, white bread. Don't get between a dog and his meat."

Animal Mother: "All fucking niggers must fucking hang."

"Let's go get some payback."

"Hey, asshole ... Cowboy's wasted. You're fresh out of friends. I'm running this squad ..."

by Gitmo3015 November 25, 2006

animaniacs

The best cartoon ever created. More adult humor then the simpsons,family guy,futurama,and south park all put together. Brilliantly writen the show had many sub-cartoons such as; pinky and the brain, good idea/bad idea, and many many others. GREAT SHOW

We're the Warner brothers, and their sister dot said the Animaniacs.

by Peter Ryan July 28, 2006

Aenima

One of the best songs of all time.

"Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly shit, stupid shit...

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.

Learn to swim.

Fuck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.
I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down"

by JesusWritesPunkSongs January 23, 2005

Animal Crossing

Released in 2002 by Nintendo, Animal Crossing, a game for the Nintendo GameCube was dubbed a "communication game" due to many aspects of communication being featured in the game. Players live in a virtual town and live life as they see it, interacting with villagers, fishing, shopping, catching bugs, and whatever else they wish to do.

I enjoy playing Animal Crossing.

by Eyeballflyball July 11, 2003