Did i ask?

When someone tells you something totally irrelevant to the conversation. Also one of the meanings for the acronym ask.

*Talking about new appartment*
Person 1: "Did you know that the stork is the national animal of Denmark?"
Person 2 : "Umm, did i ask?"

by ExfiT January 27, 2016

Did i ask?

A really stupid phrase 10 year old kids use to basically say “i dont care”. Its rlly over rated as well.

I got 1000 followers!

Did i ask?

by Simpy_Clayrinse July 14, 2021

Did I ask

Lame comeback that is used when you're losing an argument

guy 1: *makes a very good point for his completely valid argument*

guy 2: Did I ask

by I love femboys August 06, 2022

Did I ask

A highly intellectual and deviating remake that will instantly kill anyone you use it agains

Zac: “Guys my Mum just beat me with a metal bat, please call childline”
Jack: “Did I ask”
Zac: *Dies instantly*

by Blotty October 30, 2020

Did I ask

When a person (usually called evan)Says did I ask when all you did was tell him something

"Evan my dad just fucking died"
"Sorry jayson,Did I ask?

by Denis O'Sullivan March 08, 2020

that's not what I asked

The ultimate come back and douche bag saying in any applicable situation.

It can properly be said at any time the yes/no question asked is not directly and simply answered with a "yes" or in some instances, a "no."

This saying may or may not be accompanied with a sacktap.

James: "Hey Nick did you buy beer for tonight?"
Nick: "Well I went to the liquor store but I didn't have my wall--"
James: "That's not what i asked dipshit" (followed by a sacktap)

by dopplemire November 08, 2010

did i ask

something someone says whenever they do not care

Person 1: Bro I fucked my girl last night
Person 2: Ok cool. But, Did I ask?

by apostrophii February 19, 2020