An Alien from the mysterious planet of zeekigand-o , this stubby "Teletubby" three-legged beast is especially fond of the "Wacky Movie". He has a fetish for Bongs and will do anything for Free Stuff. He is known to startle innocent children at night with his sudden grin and retarded laugh. He had been stored in cryostasis since the end of the Kalinga Wars, but escaped during the Pokhran Nuclear Testing of 1999 and holed up in an obscure corner of Rajasthan, India. The poor chap now has difficulty finding edible food and is known to whine about this fact regularly. Chief amongst his weaknesses is Narcotics and Alcohol- he faints at the very sight of them. He is also known to enjoy and encourage , by vigorous orchestration, spanking on his specific Zee-spot. The Government recently hired this extra-terrestrial doofus to help solve the case of the Missing Niggers of Calcutta;due to his brilliant Ideas and Entrepreneurial finnesse.
Philosophy founded on this Alien Principle : Zeelosophy ; concerned with philanthropy and mushroom-hogging,amongst other worldly problems.
Philosophy founded on this Alien Principle : Zeelosophy ; concerned with philanthropy and mushroom-hogging,amongst other worldly problems.
Tom Cruise converted to Ashis' Zeelosophy last night, leading to mass suicide at the local Scientology centre.
by eskaycee January 22, 2011
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Usage: To make a tit out of yourself by doing something completely stupid, e.g. fiance catches you having sex with an whore
Etymology: Stems from Latin word 'Asism' meaning Cunt
Usage: To make a tit out of yourself by doing something completely stupid, e.g. fiance catches you having sex with an whore
Etymology: Stems from Latin word 'Asism' meaning Cunt
by Dyke-On-A-Bike February 27, 2005
Get the Ashism mug.A white man from the land of San Jose that fakes Indian heritage to impress girls. An effeminate individual that purchases his clothing from an AARP catalog. A complete coconut. Doreo.
by Takeoneguess August 20, 2006
Get the ashis mug.one who thinks that he is smarter than everyone, loves to play, but is cheeks at basketball. this certain type of individual only knows how to breathe out of his mouth so it sounds like he is snoring. possibly one of thee most unathletic people u will ever witness. usually has conflict with those who are named jeffdog. this person is also horrible at making comebacks. and that is basically how to identify an ashishi.
random: ashishi, u are one of the ugliest people i have ever seen. u are also very very dumb.
ashishee: ok, lets see them grades then.
ashishee: ok, lets see them grades then.
by strangel_69 January 10, 2018
Get the ashishee mug.Ashitosh is the most happy man from inside in this world , They make the best friends because they're loyal no matter what,They have great personalities and are very smart but sometimes they like to act dumb , if you fool them one time then be ready to be fooled by them anytime they want. They're really talented but hide it and they usually question their worth. If you don't think they are cute , let me tell you they are one of the most cutest guy alive.
They get taken advantage of, get blamed at, and are often pushed around.You don't even know how they had face every bad incident that has break them down without there fault , They are also one of the most cold hearted person in the world.If you hurt them, they will make you their victim , it can be most brutal and the most worst influence experience that you will remember till the day you die.
They follow their dreams and can go beyond any trouble to get it and they acheive it , even if there dreams are small.One of the most positive person you can ever met.They stay in a life of a bit of their selected lovely person.If you find them ,keep them ,The kind of person who is one in a million.
Ashitosh is a blessing in itself
Such a living calm beast that can destroy anyone to its fullest
They get taken advantage of, get blamed at, and are often pushed around.You don't even know how they had face every bad incident that has break them down without there fault , They are also one of the most cold hearted person in the world.If you hurt them, they will make you their victim , it can be most brutal and the most worst influence experience that you will remember till the day you die.
They follow their dreams and can go beyond any trouble to get it and they acheive it , even if there dreams are small.One of the most positive person you can ever met.They stay in a life of a bit of their selected lovely person.If you find them ,keep them ,The kind of person who is one in a million.
Ashitosh is a blessing in itself
Such a living calm beast that can destroy anyone to its fullest
Ashitosh is a blessing in itself
by Mnandhs November 22, 2021
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