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A pokemon trainer who some think compares to the badassness of Alucard and Auron...these guys are obviously drunk...anyway...he thinks he's king of the world and never realizes the real reason why he's always accompanies by a girl on his journey. He also has a mom who some even think it a MILF, but don't belive them anyway!
Well well well, if it isn't Ash Ketchum...you must be stuck up...Ashy boy!
by Auron and Alucard January 28, 2005
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ash ketchum is a gay who doesnt know how to flirt with girls
look he is an ash ketchum
by hulksmash5718 October 18, 2021
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A 36-year-old man who has inexplicably remained biologically identical to a ten-year-old boy for a quarter of a century, Ash Ketchum is notable for embarking on a seemingly eternal quest to become a Pokemon Master alongside his on-off girlfriend (as any fan will tell you), a yellow electrically-charged (and extremely marketable) mutant and an excessively horny older teenager who never opens his eyes for fear of revealing the depths of hell lurking inside them. As even Ash has admitted that the concept of a Pokemon Master is basically vague nonsense, he's essentially doomed himself to wandering rough around the forest for the rest of his life.
"In this world, nothing can be said to be certain, except for death, taxes, the continuation of the Simpsons and Ash Ketchum never becoming a Pokemon Master" - Benjamin Franklin
"What dost thou mean, thou idiot, cheating death is far more certain that Ash Ketchum achieving anything like that!" - typically-forgotten response by John Adams
by Thatdarnmeowth October 19, 2023
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I just got ash Ketchum by him, he is fucking dumb
by Weeaboo professor September 22, 2016
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The boy who will be 10 years old by the time your dead from old age.
by Rand Al'thor. September 19, 2022
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Gotta catch em all!

Hyper-fixation on diversity of things or experiences related to each other with perseverance in an illogical loop of infinite determination to execute a goal or dream that’s typically unrealistic or ego driven.

In other words….Focusing on one thing to the point of spiraling to one’s doom.
“Mark blew it with Liv because he suffered from Ash Ketchum syndrome.”

“Liv should have had a part-time job with all the hours she spent playing on Webkinz, too bad she suffered from Ash Ketchum syndrome.”

“Call me Ash Ketchum but I’ve tried all the tequilas at that bar, I wanna go somewhere else
by sound recollection December 2, 2025
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The correct way of spelling that guys name from Pokemon
by xPhotonx January 31, 2020
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