asexual

Asexuality is the sexual attraction to the letter 'a'. Asexuals can also be attracted to the sounds it makes in the asexual's native tongue, such as 'ay' or 'ah'.

Not to be confused with the other kind of asexuals who are sexually attracted to the village of Å in Norway.
Random Person: Have a nice day!
Asexual, now dripping wet: You had me at "A".

That many people are asexual nowadays is often attributed to the proliferation of the ABC song in recent decades, which imbued the letter A into the minds of millions of children.
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"Why does he rehject everyone? Hes literally the best here!"

"hes asexual bro stfu"
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(of a person) having no sexual feelings or desires, or not sexually attracted to anyone.
I am asexual
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A living organism who
A)is flat out not interested,
B)has been emotionally disturbed previously in their lifetime to the point of no longer desiring a mate to breed with,
C)is capable of reproducing by itself, or
D)has looking into the details of having sex, and simply doesn't find it worth it.
A)Jake can stare at a naked girl for hours and not get hard for even the slightest second. I wish I could do that!
B)Poor Bill was raped by his father during his childhood, so don't ask him out unless he seems interested.
C)Many microorganisms, as well as worms and a certain breed of snake are capable of creating babies all by themselves.
D)John is a smart asexual. He knows that a relationship isn't worth a breakup, an STD, punishment, or, heaven forbid, AIDs.
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Doesn't prefer either sex
Our Jim is asexual because he said that he didn't like girls or boys
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Scientific term for a method of reproduction without combining the DNA from a male and a female gamete.

This word is commonly misused as a definition for a person with no sexul motivation.
Some organisms reproduce simply by dividing ie bacteria. Some plants can reproduce with pollination either spontaneously or with spores.
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A person that:

1. Has no sex organs.
2. Has no union of male and female germ cells.
3. Is not sexual.
1. OMFG! Tommy doesn't have a penis or a vagina!

2. Susy's Mom: Susy you never had male and female germ cells. Susy: NOOOOOOOOO!

3. George: I don't like having sex.
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