asdfghjklpoiuytrewqzxcvbnm

when you are internally screaming and you are really bored so you look up random stuff

asdfghjklpoiuytrewqzxcvbnm internally screaming

by naruto7810 April 12, 2019

asdfghjklpmonibuvyctxrzewq

when you fecken bored so you type the middle row of the keyboard left to right, then alternate between the top and bottom rows from right to left, then add the remaining ewq.
In order to type this shit into UD, you need to reach trancendental amounts of boredom, and build them up for many centuries. It is not obvious that everyone can find this. You truely are a man of sheer dedication and pure power of will. Good job, comrade.

I have been looking up permutations of the qwerty keyboard in urben dictionary for days now. My fingers became numb. I cant feel my legs. The hunger is now painful. It is my last hope... asdfghjklpmonibuvyctxrzewq is my last hope...
shit it's already defined *slams head on keyboard*

by HottestPotato January 27, 2020

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?/.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\][poiuytrewq=-0987654321`?><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~

what happens when you are so bored with your boring useless life that you press every key on the keyboard, hold shift, press every key in reverse, and hold shift while pressing every key in reverse, because you're also too lazy to use your telekinetic abilities to press every key simultaneously and make your computer break just like your heart when you were born.

Person 1: "My life is so boring"
Person 2: "what you gonna do?"
Person 1: "`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?/.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321`?><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~"

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 8, 2021

asdfghjklqwertyuiopmnbvcxz

The last and final stage of boredom, when all else has failed and you need something to do, so you go to urban dictionary to see if they have a definition for this.

Rick: yo I'm so bored
guy: me to, I could search up qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Rick: Heck, I could search up asdfghjklqwertyuiopmnbvcxz
Guy: n-n-noooooooooooooo
(rick dies of boredom, The end.)

by Xtream powah October 9, 2017

`1234567890-qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'

when you move your fingers across the keyboard and go down until you hit enter.

its still 3:00 am and I've been looking for free definitions but I can't find it. I've been looking since yesterday. I just found this one, `1234567890-qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'

by Arockthatlived December 23, 2018

Asdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiop

When you are being bored to death in a cube and you’ve already tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp and mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq and also plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq so you type asdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiop and hit return

Person 1: hey! *qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm*
Person 2: oh hi! *qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp*
Person 1: how was your day? *mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq*
Person 2: just an average day, boring as usual! *plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq*
Person 1: ok bye! I’m also bored so... *ASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMQWERTYUIOP*
Person 2: *gasp*

by Mr. CheezyPiez May 28, 2018

asdfghjklmnbvcxzqwertyuiop

The ultimate sign of boredom. You tried all the other things.

NOW TRY SOMETHING NORMAL.

Man: Im so bored...
I know!

*types*

Man: Now I typed 'asdfghjklmnbvcxzqwertyuiop' but im still bored.

by dsaioghpertgnuifgherighedfuigh October 14, 2012