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flat as a pancake

When a girl has no tits whatsoever and her chest is as flat, or flatter than a pancake. Or having just nipples and no lumps.
Jenny stuffs her bra because she's as flat as a pancake. Even though she doesn't need a bra.
by The Reagonator February 5, 2009
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Flat as a plank

Why do people draw that girl with large boobs when shes flat as a plank?!?!
by Enigmatic person April 11, 2019
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Lubed as a penguin

When something is lubed like a penguin, it means it's very slippery, and sometimes uneasy to handle. Kinda like how penguins can easily slide on their bellys.
by UrBn-_-Zombie March 21, 2020
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worthless as a whistle on a piss-pot

Self-explanatory. There couldn't be much more worthless than that. Alleged by a young lady I used to bang to have originated from her father.
Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ. That boyfriend of yours is as worthless as a whistle on a piss-pot.
by PFesser April 19, 2018
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sound as a pound

The word sound showing approvement and acknowlegdement and pound to show whatever you are refering to. Therefore showing approvement towards something. Originally from the days when the pound coin was introduced was said around London as there was a good exchange rate.
"The party was sound as a pound". Showing good humoured feelings towards it.
by RockNRollStar May 28, 2006
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Smooth as a pickle

The opposite of being smooth
"Derek, how's your day going?"

"It's about as smooth as a pickle."
by Pickled donkey December 18, 2019
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dumb as a post

To be dumb as a post. A post sticking out of the ground is pretty darn dumb.
He is truly dumb as a post!
by songwrtr54 November 16, 2009
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