High as garaffe nuts

1.Something thats really high
2.Term defining the mental state after consuming a large amount of narcotics

Yo that cunt Cindy left my TV and my AC on all night I bet my electric bill is gonna be High as garaffe nuts

Man I smoked that big ass blunt earlier and got high as garaffe nuts

by Un10nCarb1d4 May 20, 2009

DEAF AS A NUTWHISTLE

Deaf as a nutwhistle - said strongly in a Texan accent

"Deaf as a nutwhistle."

by ggteo April 30, 2020

nuts as balls

1) Totally insane.
2) Rushed or hurried. Busy.
3) Out of control.

1) Yo, that girl from last night won't stop calling me!! She's nuts as balls!
2) We had this huge shipment come in late last night and had to get everything moved in before our shift ended... It was nuts as balls!
3) My brakes went out on the way over here... It was nuts as balls!

by Benji G October 18, 2006

Nuts as Fuck

This term is used when describing something that is crazy, insane, fucking nuts, etc.

After those cops showed up at the party, everything got nuts as fuck!

by Francois Dillinger December 4, 2010

nuts as a noodle top

Someone who is clueless or empty headed.

She's as nuts as a noodle top because she wouldn't give me glue for the glitter.

by Grammy509 September 14, 2017

worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts

Utterly and completely worthless; completely valueless.

Bubba: That is about the stupidest fucker I've ever met.

Rawhyde: You said it, brother. He's as worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts!

by Rawhyde & Bubba June 19, 2007

Asnut

Asnut is the way that a four year old boy types his name: Austin.

It should soon become his nickname.

Molly: Austin, can you type your name on the computer?
Austin: Yeah, watch...(typing) A-S-N-U-T
Molly: Uhh, good job, Asnut.

by Molly Patience :] October 24, 2008