Person 1: Look, There's an Artromex roaming in the streets
Person 2: No one cares Jared. No one did care. You've changed ever since the divorce. When your wife left you, all of those funny jokes and awesome anecdotes you had just faded in the wind. We can tell that you're just trying to look happy. We would've helped you, but you've always ignored us. I think on behalf of our friends, It's about time we let you go. Goodbye, Jared.
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Person 1: That Artromex is really booking it, huh?
Person 2: No one cares Jared. No one did care. You've changed ever since the divorce. When your wife left you, all of those funny jokes and awesome anecdotes you had just faded in the wind. We can tell that you're just trying to look happy. We would've helped you, but you've always ignored us. I think on behalf of our friends, It's about time we let you go. Goodbye, Jared.
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Artyom is usually a Russian male name descending from the Greek Goddess Artemis. Sometimes a nickname for the longer name Artyomovich. Means safe, strong, healthy, thriving, bright, shiny, etc.
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