asstitude

A state of being, replete with personality tendencies so incredibly vile and off-putting that there is simply no other term for their level of social communication. A complete lack of anything even remotely resembling a clinical attitude (even a negative one).

"Bro, gimme a drink."
"Excuse me?"
"I SAID gimme a DRINK. It's fuckin' HOT."
"Dude, you need to check your asstitude at the door."

by Gregory Novak May 10, 2007

kick assitude

the level at which you kick ass

my the meters measured my kick assitude the scale would be broken

by krells June 2, 2008

Artitude

A description of a person becoming overly vehement over their particular artistic choice.

Art critic: How can you say picasso is the epitome of the cubist/surrealist movement. he holds not a candle to Dali you twit.

Pleb: Sure...

Innocent Bystander: Jesus, no need for the Artitude dude

by Jakiela January 20, 2013

Asstitude

someone with a bad ass attitude and always mad or depressed

Chainnie has a asstitude omg i cant mess with her today bra.

by prettykittykarlee December 6, 2017

Assitude

When an individual has an attitude so bad, you may as well as call them an asshole.

Jeffery: "Bro, I can't stand that guys assitude!"

Sasha: "Her assitude is off the charts."

by Joe Reeds June 27, 2023

Assitude

The type of bratty behavior a thic baddie with a phat ass gets away with

Her- making random high maintenance requests

Me- in response... "You no ass-having, disagreeable bitch, you're WAY too skinny to be giving me all this assitude"

by SigmaSavage February 8, 2026

high assitude

A physiological phenomenon where the intergluteal cleft (the butt crack) exhibits an ambitious upward trajectory, reaching altitudes previously reserved for the lumbar region.

The anatomical equivalent of a "never-ending story," where the crack starts so high it’s basically trying to shake hands with the shoulder blades.

A state of being where standard-rise pants are utterly defeated by the sheer verticality of one’s backside.

"I tried to buy those Italian-cut trousers, but my high assitude made it look like I was smuggling a vertical coin slot all the way up to my mid-back. Shit is majestic and terrifying at the same time."

by Potato Baggins January 18, 2026