rat arsed

Intoxicated by licquor. Extremely drunk.

I got absolutely rat arsed last night and tried to shag my neighbours cat...

by Arse Rat February 22, 2003

awped

usually used in games such as counter-strike, mean when someone kills u with the large gun known as the awp..or b46

dood..that dood just awped me

by dragizy August 7, 2003

Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!

You are about to get destroyed physically, mentally, and spiritaully. Generally if this phrase is bellowed out it means the bellower is about to engage in a mass slaughter with absolutly no care for their own safety. Expect no quarter given. Although a relitivly rare act, certain social pressures, neurological ihibitors, or defeat in a video game can cause this.

Vavey: Owned you again!

Dave: Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!

Vavey: ohhhh....crap

*Gore everywhere, house destroyed along with neighboring countries

by Vavey May 5, 2007

Getting Graped Aped

The act of getting Sexually assaulted in a very violent way; Generally getting a asshole resizing.

Guy: Bro there eating my ass in this game so hard is like I'm getting Graped Aped.
Other guy: Damn man rip to ya.

by killem1191 February 14, 2021

Armed and Fabulous

A person who is particularly fabulous armed with lots of makeup, ie. chazza b

Chazza B is armed and fabulous

by AliceB May 17, 2008

Arved

An Arved is an alpha male with a big dick

Lukas: "holy shit i saw an Arved today"

by noggerbite October 8, 2019

Armed Knobbery

The act of forcibly taking a cock into one's hand and jacking it up and down whilst the mouth slides up and down the shaft in unison or opposition.

BillyBob: Where's that whore you call a girlfriend?

Jeb: Campus police caught her blowing one of her professors in the parking lot. She's down in county lockup... prolly likin' some stank-ass prison guard snatch.

BillyBob: Did they charge her with Armed Knobbery or Public Incocksuckation?

Jeb: Ha! Both.

by The Shizifist May 25, 2011