Also known as G.A.S.
This condition afflicts musicians and singers of all kinds, but seems to be especially virulent in electric guitar players. It is typified by an uncontrollable urge to buy, beg, borrow or steal the latest piece of musical equipment seen in a store, in a magazine, on TV or on another musician.
Poverty is the only known prevention (and only known cure) for the disease.
This condition afflicts musicians and singers of all kinds, but seems to be especially virulent in electric guitar players. It is typified by an uncontrollable urge to buy, beg, borrow or steal the latest piece of musical equipment seen in a store, in a magazine, on TV or on another musician.
Poverty is the only known prevention (and only known cure) for the disease.
G.A.S. is the most likely explanation for any musician who possesses more than the required number of his/her chosen instrument (ie more than 1), but is more usually seen in the miriad unnecessary musical accessories hidden around the victim's room - such as amplifiers, electronic tuners, fold-back speakers, amp stands, gigantic speaker and PA stacks, guitar polish, guitar polishing cloths, several grades of strings, multiple gig bags full of things which buzz, click or glow in the dark, and, and, and....
by Cath Perry March 16, 2005
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did you know that Micheal Jordan, Oprah Winfrey, Charles Dickens, and Ellen DeGeneres are all Aquarius’s?
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by TheGirlWithTheTrueZodiacStorie July 4, 2015
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Polarity: Positive
Quality: Fixed
Ruling Planet: Uranus
Ruling House: Eleventh
Spirit Color: Sky blue
Lucky Gem: Amethyst
Flower: Orchid
Top Love Matches: Sagittarius
Independent and enigmatical, Aquarians are unique. There is no one quite like an Aquarius, and because each is so incredibly individual, it can be tough to describe them as a group. Aquarians don't like labels, and may shy away from any adjective—even the good ones you might bestow upon them. Aquarians believe in the nature of change and evolution, and even though they're a fixed sign, they may not necessarily believe they are the "same" people they were when they were born. quarians have a strong sense of social justice and making the world a better place, and see themselves as just one link in an endless human chain. They are very concerned about others, not because of how others treat them or how they want others to treat them.
Polarity: Positive
Quality: Fixed
Ruling Planet: Uranus
Ruling House: Eleventh
Spirit Color: Sky blue
Lucky Gem: Amethyst
Flower: Orchid
Top Love Matches: Sagittarius
Independent and enigmatical, Aquarians are unique. There is no one quite like an Aquarius, and because each is so incredibly individual, it can be tough to describe them as a group. Aquarians don't like labels, and may shy away from any adjective—even the good ones you might bestow upon them. Aquarians believe in the nature of change and evolution, and even though they're a fixed sign, they may not necessarily believe they are the "same" people they were when they were born. quarians have a strong sense of social justice and making the world a better place, and see themselves as just one link in an endless human chain. They are very concerned about others, not because of how others treat them or how they want others to treat them.
teacher: Ok class today we will be saying a little bit about ourselves why don't you start Jimmy :)
Jimmy: Um- hi im Jimmy I was born here in Miami I have a dog named Franky and um my birthday is February 7th and--
Teacher: *gasp* you're an aquarius! :0
Jimmy: Um- hi im Jimmy I was born here in Miami I have a dog named Franky and um my birthday is February 7th and--
Teacher: *gasp* you're an aquarius! :0
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A person that can make you feel special in the world.
A person who knows how to have fun.
A person who isn't arrogent.
A person that can make you feel special in the world.
A person who knows how to have fun.
A person who isn't arrogent.
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