April 9th

National assholes day

April 9th is the day where the biggest assholes were born

by Lollipop74827482 November 25, 2020

april 9th 2009

the greatest day ever because its faith’s birthday!

(i’m faith btw)

“did you know who was born on april 9th 2009?”
“no”
“loser”
dont be like them know my birthday and finally stop being a nobody! /j

by anonymous November 2, 2022

April 7th - April 9th

April 7th - April 9th hug your friends day! 🫂 🤗

Well it’s April 7th - April 9th I’ll give Samantha a hug

by CoolCucumber69420 April 7, 2021

9th April

The day where friends are allowed to hook up and never have to talk about it again

The 9th April is a friend-hook-up-day

by lispie April 7, 2021

April 8th - 9th

National Hug a Friend day - A free ticket for a hug 🎫

It’s April 8th - 9th I’m gonna hug peppa pig 🐷

by CoolCucumber69420 April 7, 2021

9th april

National neck day

“Bro I need to neck her it’s national neck day on 9th April”

by Bill Michell May 21, 2018

April 9th protocols

April 9th Protocols was the day "the Lounge" was liberated and the market bottomed on rules set forth by higher powers.

"The wanker lows were in on the April 9th protocols"

by NotJeromePowell May 20, 2025