appleism

The belief that apples do not have feelings and we should discriminate them.

Let us not do appleism here.

by trd.x14 March 22, 2025

Allenism

An extremely contagious disease that spreads around Allen’s friends. The symptoms include making grammar mistakes during conversation with your friend Allen, as well as not being able of expressing your ideas coherently.

There is no treatment for this disease.

“Why are you laugh?”
“Because you’ve got allenism”
“Uh so hurt”

by Whataluck July 29, 2018

applism

The phenomenon when someone files a lawsuit to a company (like Apple) for attention & money. A person that does this action is called an Applist. This also applies to any other company, but this mostly happens to Apple.

Finn with greedy face: I'm going to sue Apple, because of that bug in Facetime!
Arthur: Stop being an Applist. Grow up, man!
Finn: No! You grow up, Arthur! You don't have Applism inside you, man?

by bestSJSJonearth January 29, 2019

applegizmos

APPLE GIZMOS ARE PREMIUM RESELLERS OF ALL APPLE PRODUCTS

APPLEGIZMOS ARE PREMIUM RESELLERS OF ALL APPLE PRODUCTS

by applegizmos.com March 10, 2021

APPLEISG

A dumb ass that gets 0 bitches and plays mid tag

Hay did u hear that it will take APPLEISG 1020929238377337 years to get 1/4 of a bitch?

by APPLEISG June 6, 2022

Applenomics

The branch of knowledge associated concerned with the production, consumption, and transfer of apples.

He is responsible for the orchard's modest Applenomics.

by Amscavar July 28, 2022

Applecist

When there is discrimination between apple colours and/or quality (favoured), judging both unequally from each other.

E.G. That apple is soft it should go die (applecist)
Or
Ew green apples are so disgusting red apples are better (applecist)

Note: in terms of quality, one is not considered an Applecist if discrimination is shown against apples that are inedible or spoilt.

“Have you heard of the Applecist named Justin? He hates green apples and goes all out to discriminate them!”

“Have you seen Amanda? She threw away her soft apples because she didn’t like them! What an Applecist.”

by 73mp14rr October 30, 2022