appetizer

A mistress, sidebae, sidehoe, etc.

Bitch, why you wanna be his appetizer when you can be his main course?

by gummiklereb0 June 18, 2019

existential appetizer

A saying or proverb that stimulates deep thinking but does not satisfy

Professor Nick loved to serve his students existential appetizers in Ethics 101 and they hated him for it

by von groovy March 30, 2019

i've lost my appetite

A lofty way to say you'd rather not spend anymore time with your dinner company.

Your dinner date has just revealed that he or she fights dogs on the weekend. You respond with, "I've lost my appetite." And excuse yourself.

by Southern understanding February 7, 2014

appetiz

to drink an alchoholic bevarage in moderation in transition to getting drunk as shit by drinking the main course.... if you are feelin super tiz, u can go for some dessert , but u'll def. need an ah in the morning

jon appetized so hard his dick fell off

by jon, derek, griffin February 24, 2007

Appletize

Process of which one converts most or all electronics in house to be/sync to each other.

Buying/obsessed with all apple products.

Adam - Why did you just get an Apple TV, ipad, iphone and an apple computer?

Dan - Dude if you havent Appletize your house you are missing out on being able to link everything together.

by DC Zen October 31, 2012

shoveling appetizers

When you and your lover go to a place like Applebees and cram the appetizers in each other' s buttcheeks to eat it out later.

The young couple was bored so they decided on a night of shoveling appetizers at the local Applebee's

by silverspoon catcradle November 4, 2016

Alabama Appetizers

The leftover pieces of food after you poop. Very prevalent after a nice corn dinner or after a tangy orange slice.

“In looking forward to some Alabama appetizers before I go to bed.”

by ScooptyPoop October 15, 2019