aposterous

Used the same as proposterous, except whan things are REALLY silly

"Eddie Money claims to be off drugs, Thats aposterous."

by Someone June 21, 2004

apostlitis

An acute condition that causes a sudden need to correct others and convince them of your moral superiority. Most commonly occurs in people who are convinced that their moral standards are absolute.
A person who sees themselves as a moral police officer... a moral apostle.

Someone makes a joke about something considered politically correct in the western world. A person affected by apostlitis will become enraged and launch into a tirade about how "wrong" this joke is.

by Secular Prophet November 16, 2010

Acts of the Apostles

it tells us about the worldwide mission of the Christian church

hopefully you dont keep annoying repeated worship songs

Teaching was done among believers in the Acts of the Apostles

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

Apostole

A Greek + Chinese demigod in the Greek legends.
Born in Athens, he was the son of Poseidon He was known for his slowness and infatuation.
On one of his quests, he was lured by a female and lost sight because of infatuation.

You are such an Apostole. Just get over with her.

by R.Man June 8, 2015

Female apostles

Though religion is bullshit, people have heard about a black Jesus or black apostles, but not about female apostles. You also don't hear about Joan of Arc having any apostles.

None of the apostles were female apostles. You would think there would be at leaat one secret one somewhere.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021

aposteogic

when someone vehemently argues about something that is not true, but they are determined to win an argument purely based on needing to be correct even though they probably were not listening to the debate topic before getting opinionated and involved.

"It is so frustrating when she gets so aposteogic in the middle of a casual conversation."

by Grughar November 20, 2013

Aposterous

(Adjective)

Catastrophic, outrageous, atrocious, ridiculous &/or preposterous.

Basically describes something extremely silly, terrible &/or disastrous.

(e.g: 'The doctor exclaimed, 'This imposter putting pineapple on the pizza? Aposterous!' and flew a tantrum on the floor.')

(NOTE: The noun for aposterous would be apostrophy)

by Diana Lucius DeCollis December 17, 2024