Austronaut

An extremely annoying Expat Aussie Airline Pilot mostly associated with Airlines in the Asia Pacific region CX Pilots They are extremely insecure characters that heavily rely on their only life skill as a pilot to prove that they are better Astronaut than their modest colleagues, whatever their rank, background or nationality. Most of them have low intelligence levelsdumb, anger issues and are extremely insecure. They appear to be decent until the cockpit door is closed thus proving they are cowardly in natureBullies They are abrupt, rude, aggressive and an embarrassment to the Aviation Industry.

I just flew with a typical Austronaut

by Hh332 October 17, 2019

Astronaut Highschool

Where all the white girls go for mullet boys and thugs, and the emo kids walk around with dog collars on ✨. and all the yee yee kids say the N word, and all the girls wear shorts that show half of their asses 🥰. sounds like an amazing school right? HAHA think again.

Astronaut highschool; a school full of yee yee boys and hoes.

by cheerihOes September 6, 2021

arsehole astronaut

A person who likes to ravage brown town. Usually refering to a homosexual.

Hey arsehole astronaut, leave me arse alone... gay.

by neil armstrong April 9, 2008

Filthy Astronaut

To perform this maneuver you must first be entering your partner from the doggie style position, Just before the man milk is projected through the beef straw you must grab a plastic bag and quickly place it over the head of your unsuspecting partner and firmly fasted it by making a fist with the plastic behind the head. After securing the bag in a single motion swing around until you are facing your partner face to face. Next using your fist or a blunt object strike your partner in the face or about the head hard enough that they begin to see stars. Finally you release the bag and with your right foot kick them in the chest knocking them back on the bed lying on their back , straddle your partner in a manner that your cock is in there face and your sitting on their chest with your knee on their ears now release deploy your man milk across their eyes and your partner will see nothing but the milky way.

Sweetheart, If you dont stop staring at that guys cock Im goin to take you home and give you a Filthy Astronaut

by JoeWilly 1972 February 15, 2009

Astronaut Love

The kind of love that you would put on a diaper and drive 3,000 miles for.

She be crazy, she is in total astronaut love

by Urban LiLlY March 1, 2007

astronaut chicken

A precooked whole chicken from the deli section. So called because it comes in a clear plastic box, reminiscent of a one-man space capsule.

"Let's run into the store and pick up an astronaut chicken, man; I don't want to cook."

by Amythe3lder March 2, 2015

Austranaut

Airline pilot of Australian origin that actually knows it all, and is happy to remind you on your lack of knowledge, or his level of expertise .
Often found in preflight briefing rooms whilst the rest of the crew have already departed.

Many have graduated magna cum lauda from the Uppercumbucca Flight Acadamy.

I had a great sim session with an Austranaut, he kept correcting the instructors mistakes, no pressure on me.

The captain was in touch with his inner Austranaut , everyone fell asleep during briefing.

by Dickie777 May 23, 2019