asspringle

The term used for the large flakes of skin that occasionally peel off of one's ass.

Tom: Hey whatcha got there Tim?
Tim: Oh nothing much, just peeled off a few asspringles.
Tom: That's gross....

by nehpets134 October 16, 2012

aspirin

A bullet to the brain or blow to the head. Usually to someone who's annoying. Lead medicine.

Not necessarily to kill someone but essentially doing something to either shut them up or get them to leave.

"Hey Lou, whatever happened to that loud mouth you kept out back?"
"Gave him an aspirin."

by Nova0 June 11, 2009

Boner-Inspiring

When something is so incredibly awesome, that it just automatically causes a boner. The thing, whatever it might be, just causes sexual stimulations at the meer sight.

"Wherein this most streamlined and trunkless of transports, boner-inspiring though
it may be, wherein are we to reposit our recently deceased cargo?"

by BKlemme September 26, 2005

Children's Aspirin

1 part Captain Morgan, 1 part orange juice. Also known as a "rum screwdriver" or a "hammer."

"Oi! Bartender! Fetch me a Children's Aspirin!"

by James Rodesiler September 25, 2007

awe-inspiring

Anything which poseses the ability to make the average person stare in awe.

Did you see that awe-inspiring story about the dolphin that saved that boy from the terrorists.

by Chris Denney October 5, 2008

awe inspiring

adj. Basically just the same as awesome.

Wow, that performance was awe inspiring

by Godofgamers October 17, 2008

Black Aspirin

A pseudonym given to a certain dark, sugary soft drink that shall remain nameless. Believed to have an re-energising effect on those suffering symptoms of the night before.

Whoa man, i had a bender last night. My head is throbbing, can you duck down to the shops and fetch me a bottle of Black Aspirin? I'll pay you back - i swear!

by Benebrius April 10, 2010