Antique

To take a handful of flour and throw it in somebody's face while they are sleeping (preferably with a hangover). With the addition of recent technology, documentation of antiquing has increased tenfold. Popular doumentation methods include photography, but better yet, video.

1. Let's go antique his ass!

2. Frank got antiqued SO bad, we even got it on video! Oh shit lemme see.

3.
Person1: Oh shit I can't believe you guys did this... shit man.
Person2: You got yo ass ANTIQUED frizank!

by noodles April 2, 2003

anique

sexxiest girl ever

that is the anique

by big monster145235 July 7, 2011

antique collector

Any young man who likes to actively date OLDER women.

Mark is 23 and dating Lisa who is 49. Mark is a freaking "antique collector".

by Titus F5 June 24, 2016

stolen antique photos

The one thing you cant replace.

John Mulaney "why do you have these stolen antique photos?"
Alex "Because its the one thing you cant replace"

by BandMan420 November 18, 2019

antique roadshow

Grannie giving grandpa road head

you can put a dollar value on the antique roadshow but you can't put a dollar value on geriatric road head. An oldie buta goodie

by Sunshine9838 February 4, 2010

antique scrode show

A PBS series surrounding the examination, valuation, and fraud identification of really old ball sacks.

"Git yer ass down here, the Antique Scrode Show live from Naples, Florida is about to start!"

by teej October 16, 2003

Antique Sofa

In reference to terms such as 'cougar', 'puma', and 'snow leopard', meaning older women whom one would want to pursue intercourse with. The 'antique sofa' is the older woman who, despite initial appearances, turns out to be creaky, dried out, and uncomfortable to sleep on; an anti-cougar.

Lyndsay: Yo, I heard you banged our English teacher last night. That's awesome.
Greg: No, it wasn't. Looks like a cougar, fucks like an antique sofa.
Lyndsay: NO! Fail.
Greg: Epic.

by Dookaleechy December 3, 2010