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Teen Angst 

A very serious Non-existent mental condition that medical doctors tend to confuse for Bi-polar disorder. Solely giving teens a reason to bitch and moan about nothing important.
My Vagina hurts, I have teen angst.

My dad says I display homosexual tendencies and says it's because I'm full of teen angst... and faggotry.
Teen Angst by Pseudonymous87 July 8, 2011

Teen Angst 

Teen Angst is when a kid thinks they have depression but is just hormones.
"Nobody cares that I have to do dishes. I have a hard life..." Teen Angst
Teen Angst by Mbennett0005 July 12, 2016

Teen Angst 

When a teen is feeling shitty and dramatic about some bullcrap that happened in school today
Teacher: "Why are you so moody today?"
Me: "BECAUSE I HAVE FUCKING TEEN ANGST"
Teen Angst by Classicgirl101 May 10, 2018

Teen angst 

Teenagers who think they have it rough also associated with playing the woe-is-me card aka teen angst
Teen angst by Irvineisconfined September 7, 2021

teen girl angst 

The feeling of being a teenage girl always made fun of, never enough, jealous of even your best friends, not pretty and not smart. Characterized by depressed feelings and then waves of maniacal tendencies to please everyone. Largely not accepted as a construct solely for growing girls, as their emotions are purely assumed to stem from their menstrual cycle.
A: "Why does Betty act this way? She must be on her period!"
B: "No you dumbass! It's simply the patriarchal system that undermines girls from a young age that makes her feel this teen girl angst."

teenage angst whore 

This means someone (most likely a teenager) who is very attached to their sadness, and think they are the only person out there who has it bad. They tend to complian and bitch about things they could fix or just get over easier but they are to absorbed in themselves.
Jenny won't come out and play because she is sitting in her basement slitting her wrists and listening to emo music.