Anal Retentive

1. Term to describe someone who can't take a shit.

2. Someone who is constipated.

"God, Tim is totally anal retentive."
"Yeah dude he hasn't taken a dump in weeks."

by Hodge329.1 May 17, 2009

anal retentive

1. Childishly immature person fixated on (his/her own) feces.

2. Childishly immature person scared to have a shit for fear of losing some valuable part of the body. By extension, scared to throw out/delete/ any part of his/her possessions. Not to be confused with Control Freak.

That anal retentive bitch won't let her kids go anywhere.

My supervisor's such an anal retentive -- he keeps dragging up everyone's mistakes.

by gordon451 July 12, 2003

anal retentive

when your girlfien doesn't give you all the anal.

boyfien "¡Give me all the anal!"

girlfien "¡No, me is anal retentive!

by dilhoes June 15, 2018

anal retentive

When you have to poop in a hurry so you let out just enough to stop the pain.

C- Why are you so pissy?
D- Dude, I am just a little anal retentive and the paper was so hard I got paper cuts on my ass.

by MamaWe November 1, 2018

anal retentive

Describes da status of someone who is so fussy, orderly, and "by da book" dat if you tell him, "Up yer a**!" in disgusted response to his excessive expectations of perfection, he actually tries to persuade you to stay and "follow through" --- in a literal sense --- on said merely-figurative retort.

Be careful who you tell to "Shove it up your butt!" wif regards to overly-picky requirements --- if you say it to an "anal retentive" person, he might actually put yer number on his speed-dial in order to occasionally ask you for said posterior-orifice "servicing".

by QuacksO June 15, 2024

Mega-Analretentive-Bitch

A bitch who is bitchy for sport. just the mention of the said bitch's name will make your asshole pucker up to the point that it almost inverts into a black hole, sucking entire starsystems into it and converting it into fine particles of energy.

Alice is a mega-analretentive-bitch.

see also mega-bitch

by DaBombaMan! August 27, 2006