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Basketball Americans

Another word for African Americans, popularized in 2023.
Those goddamn Basketball Americans! They stole my Kia Soul!
by Iamtheliquor55 September 13, 2023
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Boobus Americanus

Complacent, lazy & stupid US citizen who votes for politicians based upon information proffered by government shills in the mainstream media, or for other vacuous reasons. This dolt not only doesn't understand the concept of "limited government", but has never read The Constitution nor The Bill of Rights. He also believes his vote counts and that politicians are honest.
Boobus Americanus Example 1:
"I'm voting for Obama because I'm tired of old, white guys". (Yep, skin color is important!)
Boobus Americanus Example 2:
"I'm voting for McCain because he's the lesser of two evils". (Akin to choosing shoplifting over bank robbery.)
by GovernmentSucks June 28, 2009
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U. S. Americans

Americans from the USA, particularly of the type commonly encountered in the Red States, as opposed to people from the Iraq, the South Africa, and everywhere like such as.

Popularized by Miss Teen South Carolina, Lauren Caitlin Upton.
Host: "Recent polls have shown that a fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?"

Ms. S.C.: "I personally believe that U. S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps, like such as in South Africa and The Iraq and everywhere such as, and ...."
by Newmans razor September 7, 2007
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native americans

Indiginous Americans who were cheated out of their land.
by RENEGATUS DOT COM October 17, 2003
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Boobus Americanus

Also known as the booboisie, Boobus Americanus refers to the typical stupid, lazy, complacent, gullible, delusional, docile American. The term was coined by H. L. Mencken, who would be dismayed but not surprised at the sheer volume of boobage the residents of the United States would display decades after his death.
Observe as the Boobus Americanus, like a herd of sheep, line up one by one, sleepwalking obediently into the polling booth, apparently convinced, despite its failure four years earlier, and the four years before that, and the four years before that, and so on, that a well-placed vote for the greater of two deranged, narcissistic sociopaths will solve the country's problems.
by lackoffaithless July 26, 2016
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Fat Americans

Term used by much of the English speaking world to define the causes of all the worlds failings, Fat Americans know no love, sympathy, or empathy, all they know is the directions to the nearest McDonald's to lard up, complain about high fuel prices, support international poverty and block social reforms.
Person 1: why is my Netherlands house being swamped by seawater?

Person 2: Because the Fat Americans cannot be bothered to walk more than 5 metres so drive instead.

Person 1: ahh i see

Person A: Why is my country in so much dept?

Person B: Because the Fat Americans wanted sub-prime mortgages

Person A: Motherfukers
by mundaun April 25, 2010
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Americans

Brits who went to America killed the natives and were too stingy to pay the small tea tax. They went mad because of the tea deprivation and decided they wanted independence! They swore never ever to drink tea ever again.
Me: Do you at least have a kettle!
Americans: *sweating*
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