Alyson is the name of someone who’s insecure, but actually pretty on the outside. They’re tall and slim. Typically a female who is brunette or dirty blond. Alyson loves a confident man who can protect her. She is very short tempered and irritable but is still very loving. She trusts easily but loses it easily. If you are dating an Alyson KEEP HER!!
by bryce75589 May 8, 2022
Get the Alysonmug. Alyson is usually somebody who's shy and nerdy. She tends to be antisocial around most people but by herself she can be upbeat and funny. Alyson is also an awkward person, and likes to be by herself.
by bitchimacow September 9, 2018
Get the Alysonmug. 1.
A girl with brains, booty, loves a cold beer and a nice set of balls. She can usually out drink any man in the room. After a few you can find her in the bedroom with an un-named guy and find him missing in the morning.
2.
An object you can use to beat-off into. AKA Vagina
A girl with brains, booty, loves a cold beer and a nice set of balls. She can usually out drink any man in the room. After a few you can find her in the bedroom with an un-named guy and find him missing in the morning.
2.
An object you can use to beat-off into. AKA Vagina
by sex me me up up February 25, 2008
Get the Alysonmug. alyson: HAHAHAHA ZA WARUDOO ZA WAURDO MAMDUADMADUADMAUDAMDUAJDMADUJAMDUAJDMAUDJADM
by anonymous October 7, 2021
Get the Alysonmug. A really, hot girl with huge boobs and a nice ass. Great with handjobs or blowjobs, even though she says she may not be good at them or say they don't know how to. Really nice and funny, and always bring themselves down by calling themselves fat or ugly even though they are thin and skinny and very hot. Fun to be around.
by Thereallkingofx April 12, 2013
Get the Alysonmug. A beautiful young girl who is shy and loves horses, she is usually Irish, and loves a good party. She has usually only two best friends, and is blond, but don't think that means that she is stupid, she is really smart! She has had experience with some horrible people, but knows how to deal with them. She can be a fighter, and make your life living hell. She only likes certain people, and can be bi. Usually criticizes her body.
by Horseyalyson November 30, 2018
Get the Alysonmug. Lord of the Rings is her religion. Her favorite flavor is vanilla and she always smells like it... except when she smells like a big stinky fart. Alysons fart a lot. But they make up for it by being pretty much the most fun girl around. They are also prone to fits of giggles and the occasional sweaty bum. Alysons are smart, but they don't rub that in your face, unless it comes to the Legend of Zelda, then they will make fun of anyone who cannot get past the Great Decu Tree. Just to be clear: Alysons may be nerds, but they are really hot nerds.
Oh man, that first date went really well! At first I wasn't sure because she looked waaay too hot for me, but then she farted and I knew she was the one. She's a total Alyson.
by thelittleprince86 December 6, 2011
Get the Alysonmug.