A guy who makes fun of stupid people on the Internet, even though he is actually extremely unintelligent himself.
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(Noun) or (Verb) definition:
1. (n): A person who is almost always if not always late when they set or agree upon a specified time.
Ex: "We said 6:50 for the gym bro, but I know he's gonna be an Alonzo."
2. (v): Telling an individual a certain time and then grossly missing that time by more than an hour.
Ex: "Don't alonzo me bro."
3. Suffix-ing (v): Lying to someone about the time (even when the person considers any extraneous factors).
Ex: "Are you alonzoing me or are you actually gonna be ready by 3."
(Noun) or (Verb) definition:
1. (n): A person who is almost always if not always late when they set or agree upon a specified time.
Ex: "We said 6:50 for the gym bro, but I know he's gonna be an Alonzo."
2. (v): Telling an individual a certain time and then grossly missing that time by more than an hour.
Ex: "Don't alonzo me bro."
3. Suffix-ing (v): Lying to someone about the time (even when the person considers any extraneous factors).
Ex: "Are you alonzoing me or are you actually gonna be ready by 3."
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Get the alonzoo mug.Alonzo Rojo is one of the nicest guys that you'll ever meet he also goes by Cadet colonel Rojo , He's a future Marine and hes the future colonel for AFJROTC. NO ONE BEATS THE COLONEL!! He is a really good friend and is low-key weird but also funny You can always count on him for anything even some dumb stuff You can really count on him and hes like a really good influence he sees the best in people and people see it in him because he is always optimistic keeps his head up never gives up and gives it his all
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