If you receive a text message at 2 in the morning from your friend at the bar that looks like they typed it with their left eyebrow whilst nursing on the antenna you probably can't read it as it's spelled alphanubeerically and only the sender will be able to decipher it.
by Adam Nault January 12, 2008
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by cici1991 April 15, 2015
Get the Alphana mug.A beautiful, strong, loving, and caring woman. She often looks to help others succeed when they don't deserve it. Alohalani often doesn't realize the tremendous impact she has had on everyone she meets and that those peoples lives are so much better for having met her. Her smile and laugh can cheer up the gloomiest of days.
I don't know how we would get through the day without Alohalani.
I don't know how we would get through the day without Alohalani.
Alohalani is such a beautiful mother and makes sure everyone she cares about and loves is safe and happy.
by Beautiful Wahine January 19, 2017
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A: I think alouani is onto us.
B: quick, go to the front and pretend you're laughing at his shitty jokes.
B: quick, go to the front and pretend you're laughing at his shitty jokes.
by 7mdan April 1, 2021
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by Mamabear_89 December 19, 2016
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Alhanouf is a gymnast
by Annie Logan heart May 21, 2017
Get the alhanouf mug.Someone who is obsessed with Hawai'i/Local Hawaiian Culture/Polynesian Culture/Pokémon Sun & Moon, etc. and attempts to act as if they were a Native Hawaiian or a local, even though they're very far from it. They do a horrible attempt at speaking Hawaiian Pidgin, but usually end up pronouncing them wrong and sounding cringeworthy. You can find some of these haoles hanging out in lūʻaus, trying to hit on Japanese female tourists, or crowding up the beach at Waikīkī.
Portmanteau of 'Aloha' and 'Weeaboo'
Portmanteau of 'Aloha' and 'Weeaboo'
I told that alohaboo over there that the cost of living in Honolulu is very expensive, and that Hawai'i is not paradise . She flipped the bird at me and proceeded to cuss me out in Hawaiian Pidgin.
by the2000skid July 12, 2020
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