Dig my allotment

Get aggressively railed

Hmm I’d let him dig my allotment - I want him to rail me

by Terrnace47 February 18, 2021

alloumi

A name/nickname for a ordinary person

Alloumi kicked a goal in soccer.

by MLG GUY 101 July 28, 2017

allomgonedila

The person saying this word is a spastic because its not real

"Allomgonedila" you know

by Davidsonisfresl November 19, 2018

Allomost

When you say the word; Almost, but you have a brain fart while doing so.

Father: Are you done with your homework?

Child: Allomost.

by DarkGope February 22, 2022

Allieman

An Allieman is being a cute submissive femboy

A: Yo dude, I just had an Allieman
B: That's so cool

by ARGUMENT EXTENDER105 July 4, 2022

Allotment

Mostly made up of old people that smell like cabbage and think they are more important than politicians.

I'm just going down the Allotment so I can piss the locals off and moan about the younger generation.

by Monty 2 August 11, 2022

Spiritual Allotment

A prosaic name for the toilet.
Men who don't have access to a private outdoor space will often repair to the WC for a bit of peace and quiet.

Woman: You were in the toilet a long time. Are you constipated again?
Man: No I just needed to spend some time on my spiritual allotment.
Woman (mutters under breath): That's why it smells like manure in there then.

by Green Tito May 6, 2013