Alley-oop

When someone is taking a shit and holds toilet paper under their ass and catches their shit and puts it in the toilet to prevent spashing or noise.

I was at this MILFS house trying to get her to dump em out but I had to shit, so I alley-ooped it.

Alley-oop by Waylonjeggings April 11, 2026

Alley-Oop-Pee-Mud-Slam 

When one person throws up pee-mud into the air and another catches the pee-mud and slams it on the victim's neck.

I'm pissed at you and Colin for Alley-Oop-Pee-Mud-Slamming me yesterday!

Alley-Oop-Pee-Mud-Slam by username173 October 2, 2018

cum alley-oop 

when you jizz on a chick's hand and she slaps herself in the face with it. analogy comes from the basketball play of the same name. see also: cumshot, cum shot

your mom jerked me off last night and when i busted all over her hand she alley-ooped that shit like steve nash to amare stoudamire! TWO POINTS BIATCH!

cum alley-oop by Tim April 9, 2005

Verbal Alley-oop

A spoken exchange in which one person intentionally sets up a potential or partial joke or insult for another person to complete by finishing said joke or insult.

These jokes or insults may be considered "low-hanging fruit" to outsiders, and may appear to be insensitive to non-participants. However, since these exchanges are usually completed by close friends, and could sometimes be considered a form of inside joke, they are usually facetious in nature. The initiator of the exchange often intends for the joke to be self-deprecating and may initiate a verbal alley-oop in a group setting to break tension or introduce some levity to the environment by joking about himself through a friend.

Guy 1: "Man, why can't this sandwich just make itself?"
Guy 2: "Probably because you don't have a girlfriend."
Guy 1: "Verbal Alley-oop completed... Nicely done."

Verbal Alley-oop by Doctr_Watson February 6, 2014

Dunkadelic Alley-Oop 

Is a basketball play where the ball is thrown towards the rim by one player and another player jumps to catch it and dunk it before touching the floor. A basketball slang term given to the sickest alley-oop dunks.

Allen Iverson threw 2 sick Dunkadelic Alley-Oop's, one to Andre Iguodala and the other to Chris Webber last night. During the 2005 All-Star game Vince Carter threw himself a rediculous Dunkadelic Alley-Oop that was the play of the game.

Dunkadelic Alley-Oop by Derrick E. Vaughan March 28, 2005

Baseball Alley Oop 

Performed standing or lying on ones back as a male. You start masturbating with tissues next to you. Then you cum. As it's flying through the air you grab a tissue and try to catch it on the way down. Extra points if you use the same hand you were masturbating with. Extra points if you leave out the tissues and catch it in yours/a loved ones mouth.

Me: I'm bored of normal masturbating
Friend: You should try the Baseball Alley Oop

Baseball Alley Oop by weird sex scenarios December 3, 2019

Whiting-Turner alley-oop

A sex act involving one man sneaking up behind another,then reaching around them pushing/ tucking their genitals behind them and giving them a blowjob from the back. Usually performed quickly in one fluent, athletic motion. Popularized by whiting-turner jobsite superintendents.

Watch out for that old dude in the orange vest, i saw him give some one a whiting-turner alley-oop at the urinal

Whiting-Turner alley-oop by 690ontop April 23, 2026