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Toby Aldridge

it originated from josh. it is a cool name and has a 100% to spawn little fucks named josh
it originated from josh. it is a cool name and has a 100% to spawn little fucks named josh
"josh and (toby) are similar names"
toby is cool
josh is a btec toby
definition-toby is a word to describe non gays
ly tobz
it originated from josh. it is a cool name and has a 100% to spawn little fucks named josh
that guy over there, he must be a toby aldridge coz hes sooo not gay lmao
by toby aldridge June 6, 2019
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Aldridge academy

Aldridge academy is a school in Walsall that is a bag of wank it is full of hoes such as Alicia jones.aldridge school is a shit school where you child is 1000000% they will get raped and get their favourite pens and pencils stolen
Mom:you should go to Aldridge academy

Son:no it’s shit mother I will become a Chavy bastard
by Bigmanwithaglock123 December 11, 2019
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aldridge

a large moomin from outerspace often appears in grass verges or banana trees
"oh yeah i saw that large aldridge in the banana tree called sam!" lol
by charlie hitchcock January 26, 2007
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Aldridged

When a man has viewed and, god forbid it, touched your penis whilst you were asleep / unconscious.
Godamit would you know I was Aldridged last night, the b*stard crept into my room and prised up my pants with a coathanger
by Denzil501 June 26, 2009
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alledgedly

A situation or event involving a rocky outcropping dat is merely claimed to be da case.
In his humorous "great outdoors adventures" book-chapter "The MFFFF", da out-of-shape Pat McManus relates how he was alledgedly very interested in learning about geological formations, when in reality he was merely trying to make excuses to take a rest-break from a hunting-hike in difficult terrain.
by QuacksO February 26, 2021
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aldreidge

Lad with a humongous schlong - girth estimated to be quantified at 800 yottametres, rivalling sizes of intergalactic clusters.
Irresistibly draws all sexually inclined species towards him.
Exerts magnetic, gravitational, centrifugal forces of attraction on women. Magnetospheres protecting cosmic debris and radiation has been eliminated upon detection of his presence, in an attempt to attract his attention.
Razzles, dazzles and causes the jizzles to drizzle. Instigates climaxes in 100% of female homo sapiens.

Aldreidge is an irremovable and irreplaceable part of the human race and scientific studies have shown that this ruler of worlds has capabilities of exponentially increasing fertility rates across the world, with women's period of fertility having increased infinitely compared to without sight of him.

DISCLAIMER: Women will experience uncontrollable meiosis upon sight of this women magnet, with explosion of female gametes in the body ready to receive male gametes for fusion and in turn fertilisation. Hormonal shifts detected in people upon sighting of Aldreidge, notably a dramatic increase in oestrogen levels in the bloodstream. Scientific research has returned results of a sextupling in the amount of lubricants secreted by the female reproductive organs upon sight of the ruler of worlds.
Within moments of seeing Aldreidge, I went into labour
by qwlihfkan August 15, 2022
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daemien aldridge

by cool christ clan June 18, 2016
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