Susie: So what did you do last night?
Jenny: Well, Johnny came over to help me with homework but I was feeling horny so I told him to align my drives. I'm sore today.
Jenny: Well, Johnny came over to help me with homework but I was feeling horny so I told him to align my drives. I'm sore today.
by Call it what you want October 20, 2011
Get the Align my drivesmug. A soft tennis anime that throws in some, no, a lot of family trauma. Oh and a canon non-binary and a canon trans male character. Also a lil bit of stab stab.
Person 1: Have you seen Stars Align/Hoshiai no Sora?
Person 2: No. What's it about?
Person 1: Soft tennis and family trauma!
Person 2: Aight bet
Person 2: No. What's it about?
Person 1: Soft tennis and family trauma!
Person 2: Aight bet
by N3k0 K4g3y4m4 January 2, 2021
Get the Stars Align/Hoshiai no Soramug. An approach used by individuals who have very strong political beliefs for forming and maintaining their social circles. Basically, an individual will only be friends with people who are the same political identity and beliefs as them. The same holds true often times when they are deciding whether or not to date a particular person. This approach often causes the people who use to have a very strong political favoritism towards a specific political party and or political ideology. In some cases, they develop a strong intolerance for other political ideologies and parties, which sometimes can lead to unnecessary violence towards other individuals and societal groups who they perceive as having a different political ideology then their own.
Kelsey: Am I the only one that think its odd that all of Chuck's friends are Republicans?
Anna: Yes, I noticed that too. Its kind of strange if you ask me.
Emily: He is probably using the Political Alignment Association Approach when dealing with his social circle, because I know he is a very far right Republican and he does not seem to like me due to the fact I support feminism.
Anna: You should be careful Kelsey. If Chuck finds out you're a Democrat, he may start a yelling match or worse. He has had a history of violence in the past.
Kelsey: I'll keep that in mind.
Anna: Yes, I noticed that too. Its kind of strange if you ask me.
Emily: He is probably using the Political Alignment Association Approach when dealing with his social circle, because I know he is a very far right Republican and he does not seem to like me due to the fact I support feminism.
Anna: You should be careful Kelsey. If Chuck finds out you're a Democrat, he may start a yelling match or worse. He has had a history of violence in the past.
Kelsey: I'll keep that in mind.
by Vanguard 1998 February 11, 2021
Get the Political Alignment Association Approachmug. I hate it when someone gives me change and the bills are backwards or upside down, I always have to give it a Jewish alignment.
by I piss knowledge March 5, 2023
Get the Jewish alignmentmug. by Ergendwen August 14, 2017
Get the Wheel alignmentmug. Aka. R.A.R.P.; When an individual is only romantically attracted to people who practice same religion as them
Chelsea is an active parishioner of the Falun Gong faith and she is only interested in dating people who practice Falun Gong. She has a religiously aligned romantic preference.
by Vanguard 1998 April 10, 2021
Get the Religiously aligned romantic preferencemug. A personal map of how someone naturally thinks, learns, and processes the world—especially when it doesn’t line up with how schools, jobs, or society are structured. People with strong CAP awareness usually aren’t “broken”—they’re just running a different cognitive operating system that needs different inputs (like context, meaning, time, or rhythm) to function properly.
CAP (Cognitive Alignment Profile) You feel like you’re smart, but constantly out of sync with expectations. You’re not slow—you just need alignment.
by AppCha May 4, 2025
Get the CAP (Cognitive Alignment Profile)mug.