Algebra

(Noun) - One of the biggest reasons that high schoolers these days flunk out. It is the largest waste of time, and is also the reason that the United States of America has such a low average GPA, and such a high drop-out rate. It will never be applied to REAL LIFE (something strange to high school teachers) unless you plan to be a scientist, or mathematician (see crazy fuck.) According to your Algebra teacher, you will not survive in life without it. This is pure bullshit, and is only meant to scare you into passing. If you're a writer...you've got to take algebra. If you're an artist...you've got to take algebra. If you're a musician...you've still got to take algebra. If you're a mathematician...my hat off to you.

1. Dave: Hey breh! Wanna go to the movies?

Chris: No...I can't...I flunked algebra, therefore by teacher logic I'm never going to be successful in the modern world.

2. See useless.

by coffeeboy992 December 10, 2009

algebra homework

A fatal disease with little mercy.

Me: Time to watch Netflix after a stressful day
Mom: Don't forget your algebra homework!
Me: *Commits Sucide*

by WillHawksnaw December 8, 2016

Algonquin Slow Cooker

Another name for a food barrel, an animal-proof container used by people who go camping deep into the woods for days at a time. During hot weather it can render some perishable food items malodorous with a nasty shade of blueish-green.

Upon reaching the campsite on Day 5, Eric didn't mind digging deep into the algonquin slow cooker to get an opened pack of hot dogs buried at the bottom.

by Raul (comes out at night) January 12, 2012

Algonquin stink bomb

After sex in Illinois the person doing an Algonquin stink bomb will rip ass

Ew porker totally let out an Algonquin stink bomb

by Algonquinsc February 10, 2023

abstract algebra

doing something easy in the hardest possible way

Thank God we have abstract algebra to know integers are only a group under addition.

by Therm May 22, 2010

algebra

1. an exotic form of torture. see also geometry.
2. the art of figuring what "y" equals when "x" equals 10 through confusing formulas such ast y=12x^2-563x+1/4
3. a method of making high school math teachers feel important.

1. I was a naughty boy, so i had to take algebra.
2. i wanted to figure what y was when y equaled 2 to the third, i think.
3. my math teacher has no talent in anything

by Sodak February 19, 2004

algerian internet

Its like a turtle but slower and pain in the ass to use it

an american:"I CAN ONLY AFFORD 15MGS THAT SLOW A TURTLE"an algerian:"wait...you guys pay for 15mgs and get 15mgs.. man the algerian internet is bad as fuck" and yes this is true story

by the falafel man January 9, 2021