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A term currently used to denote sarcasm and invalidates the associated sentence, premise or conclusion. The word "alasas" feeds on the associated sentence, the stronger and more definitive (minimal logical guarding) the associate sentence, the more it is refuted overall. Kinda like Newton's third law of physics.
It is also commonly used to demonstrate very low expectations in a certain person.
From the root in slang Chaldean/ Assyrian Aramaic and in slang Iraqi Arabic, meaning "ala-asas" =
exact definition "based on the foundation of"
"Ala" = depending on/ on top of
"Asas" = foundation
Currently is used to mean "as if" in a sarcastic fashion.
Sometimes the term alasas.com is used interchangeably to denote a database of lack of expectation.
It is also commonly used to demonstrate very low expectations in a certain person.
From the root in slang Chaldean/ Assyrian Aramaic and in slang Iraqi Arabic, meaning "ala-asas" =
exact definition "based on the foundation of"
"Ala" = depending on/ on top of
"Asas" = foundation
Currently is used to mean "as if" in a sarcastic fashion.
Sometimes the term alasas.com is used interchangeably to denote a database of lack of expectation.
Terrence will definitely win by "Knock Out" in a boxing match with his roommate. Alasas
Or
Alasas; Terrence will win by Knock out in a boxing match with his roommate.
Meaning :
I highly doubt Terrence will win by KO in a boxing match with his roommate.
Example 2:
Kevro promised I will have my money tomorrow for sure, Alasas.
Meaning: I will never get my money..
Or
Alasas; Terrence will win by Knock out in a boxing match with his roommate.
Meaning :
I highly doubt Terrence will win by KO in a boxing match with his roommate.
Example 2:
Kevro promised I will have my money tomorrow for sure, Alasas.
Meaning: I will never get my money..
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"ARE YOU GOING TO FINISH THAT ALASKAN DICK MASK?"
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"Hey Jack, what did you do yesterday?" "Oh, Jeremy and I gave each other Alaskan War Horns! Yum Yum!"
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If you do ever meet an Alastina.
Stay with her.
Make your time together count and memorable.
If you do ever meet an Alastina.
Stay with her.
Make your time together count and memorable.
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