Alfred

Alfred is a guy who is romantic and sexy ass hell. He is a very kind person and care about others around him. He is also athletic and good in most of the sports. Most women are attracted of his muscular boddy and massiv dick.

Have you seen Alfred in the other class?!

Yeah! He is sexy ass hell!

by Conor Jonson December 13, 2016

Alfred

Very high energy kind of fella. This is the type of guy that everybody knows, like a garbage man. He could be attracted to himself. He might be known for yelling random words quite often, almost like he has Tourettes Syndrome. He's probably an old school kind of biker guy that might try to bring the mullet back. He would help most in need. He could be known for his great sense of humor, and might even find himself hilarious.

Alfred while taking a shower by himself *yells "Alfred is a ninja, bitch!"

by Mrs. Bishop October 25, 2017

Alfred

Alfred is a hot person an he is easy to like. He dose not have a girlfriend but he wants one. He is the the most likeabel in the groop an he gets people smiling. He has a good looking face and he is a good kisser

Alfred «hi, do you think i am hot?»

Friend «hell yeah»

by Hell yeah boi October 9, 2018

Alfred

A man who has old world charm but it cute as a button. Trustworthy, selfless and sweet.

I had a bad day...i think i will call Alfred and then I will feel better!

by a reallllly smart lady June 8, 2011

Alfred

Some of the most sexy human beings are called Alfred. The name just screams hot and sexy in a classy way. Everything about Alfred is hot from head to toe. The ladies can only find him irresistible. By even just the smell of him the ladies get uncontrollable orgasms.

Alfred: Hi Sarah are you ok?

Sarah: ooohh Alfred your so hot aaaaaahhh!

Alfred: Thanks I guess.

by Jonna Svennson November 23, 2021

Alfred

The most sexiest person alive.

T.xe. He i so Sexy
Alfred: yes i know

by Madde December 12, 2016

Alfred

Most likely the person that excels in chemistry, however he uses his chemistry knowledge to create a new form of mustard gas to destroy his high school.

If he ever gets children, he would most likely swear in front of them.

Alfred as a doctor
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Alfred - I'm now a certified doctor, and from what I can from your symptoms... You have cancer.
Patient - But sir, I have an ingrown toena-
Alfred - SSSSH.... It's ok, I forgive you

Alfred as a parent
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Alfred - What the fuck, my nigga slave is strong bro
*LATER*
Alfred's kid - Fuck these nibbas
Teacher - WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT??
Alfred's kid - FrOm mY dAd

by Harry's Steakhouse June 5, 2018