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allafarooq bar

IT is when one sticks his Dick in his parters nose and then IT comes out the eyesocket
I think i need Glassas after that allafarooq bar
by HaileyATM March 24, 2017
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aleafa

A Aleafa Is a beautiful young women with lovely brown eyes she is usually tall and is a very thick like figure she is usually judge before you get to know her but once you do you’ll regret ever judging this beauty that she has from the inside and out she usually smiling almost 98.9% of the time has a nice amount of friends that love and cares for her dearly Aleafa
“ Omg Aleafa Is Actually Nice.”
“Are Those Contacts In Aleafa’s Eyes
by Cheryldavis May 14, 2018
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alfalfa munch

the act of giving oral sex to a woman who is not completely shaved
"Look at those two manly chicks holding hands", said Biff. "Yeah, they must be serious alfalfa munchers." replied Joe
by Big Bad Billy February 4, 2007
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Alfalfa

when a male gets an erection.
"Yo dude she is so hott, i just got an alfalfa"
by surfbum2390 June 11, 2009
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Organic Alfalfa

When you eat nothing but alfalfa for three days and then take a nice healthy crap on your girlfriend's chest. This can be accompanied by a loud "MOO" if desired.
A:) Mooo!!!
B:) Hunny, give me as much organic alfalfa as you can!
by Hadito December 16, 2008
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alfalfa sprouts

1) A crisp green sprout from the alfalfa seed. (Edible)

2) A term for pubes. Usually used by chefs to disguise the fact that they are "garnishing the dish". Waitress tend to be not too keen on delivering pubes to a customers table intentionally, thus the reason for the deception.
Chef 1: I’m all out of alfalfa sprouts for this fucktards meal, have you got any spare?

Chef 2: Why haven’t you got any?

Chef 1: I shaved ‘em off!

Chef 2: You’re a fag.

Chef 1: Fuck you! My lady said she’d deep throat me if I shaved ‘em all off… so I did!

Chef 2: Ok, but your still a fag! Here’s the alfalfa sprouts.
by tesfurdo November 21, 2006
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alfasani

A guy with no regrets and great personality who don't like to loose and wants to reach big goals.
Alfasani is a great guy he's perfect
by JrizzyGram March 1, 2018
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