allister

best person in the world better than ewan

ewan is a spaz allister is great

by bobs4445634 May 16, 2018

Allister

Literally poggers male. Very alpha and massive cock.

Wow, Allister has a big cock, unlike dowker.

by very pog May 4, 2021

Alester

An amazing person with an adorable face. A caring and gentle friend who’s always gonna be by your side to either do something stupid with you or to clean up after you’ve done something stupid. Alesters love animals and will fight you if you’re mean to one even though they are too soft to fight. They always make sure there’s enough good snacks and smirnoff at big parties. They are very gay and don’t give two shits about homophobes. They also have an amazing sense of humour PERIODT. They hate people but they still manage to make many friends. They usually have a best friend who’s just as chaotic (if not more chaotic) as them and who’s gonna be talking to the cashier for them when they need to pay for something or embarrassing them in public. They are very shy but as soon as you get to know them they are amazing people.

Girl 1 : "Yo that antisocial kid next to that really loud weirdo is looking at me funny"

Girl 2 : "Oooh...yeah that must be an Alester"

by noemiebutyouresayingitwrong March 12, 2020

Alister

A girl who won’t stop having kids in Ft calls (Seth)

Person 1: I’m prego again from the ft call
Person2: Don’t become Alister

by Jesse JEW FOREVER <3333 October 24, 2022

allisterandhisbadart

Someone who needs a hug.

Allisterandhisbadart is amazing. I love HIM so much HES amazing. THEY fill me with joy when i see THEM.

by Allisterandhisbadart May 9, 2021

Normal Summon Alleister Make Almaraj

The phrase is in reference to the Yugioh card "Alleister the Invoker" and "Salamangreat Almaraj". The phrase is 2 steps of a simple combo that allows you to put "Invoked Merchaba" on board and with relative simplicity. It is known for being extremely simple and sometimes repetitive for how basic but effective it is.

Now I will Normal Alleister Make Almaraj. Make Secure Gardena. Activate Invocation. Make Invoked Merchaba. Effect in Grave of Invocation;
Normal Summon Alleister Make Almaraj is such a simple play. I hate Yugioh sometimes

by Theundeadsayian May 5, 2021

alister

A derisive reference to a very minor celebrity. Closer to z-lister.

Did you see last year's Big Brother loser in the papers again? What an alister!

by N Ewon December 3, 2007