Little Alchemy

A game where I goddamn don't know how to make life.

Idiot: Hey, wanna play a crappy game?
Idiot 2: Mhm, sure. Let's play Little Alchemy!
Idiot: Hell naw you bitch

by Architectorous July 08, 2019

Turd Alchemy

An unproven, purely theoretical construct that the psychological disorder known as Golden Turd Syndrome is based on, which is the idea that one’s shits are “golden” and that one is a human god and therefore can do no wrong and should not be confined by the laws that apply to others.

Turd Alchemy is the underlying irrational and pervasive pseudoscientific delusion responsible for the ongoing deification of Trump and his cronies by so many of today’s Republicans.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 22, 2022

linguistic alchemy

The art of BSing and sounding very intelligent

Considering getting my requisitional conjunctive archives being published in the foreseeable future. However, having difficulty trying to explain to the publishers just what the archive of conjunctive historical values around linguistic alchemy and other concepts as well as past and possible future policies actually is about!

by Superbot1106 July 06, 2011

Shitty alchemy

When someone ,most likely a dark alchemist or magician uses witchcraft to manifest poop in your butt as a war tactic to distract, divide, or conquer.

Example: hey Ken just got shit jammed by my super pooper spell. He'll never be able to fend for himself now! What a war tactic, shitty alchemy is!!

by Shitty alchemy June 22, 2021

alchemy pirate

100% pure concentrated emo.

Damn, what an alchemy pirate.

by Your Motherfucking Mom December 12, 2006

Little Alchemy 2

A game where you basically add 2 things together, and either end up with a new item, a item you already made, or nothing at all. You start with earth, air, fire, and water. You can go all the way up to tank and pizza.

Bob: Hey want to play a game
Jimmy: yea
Bob: I have 420 elements in Little Alchemy 2
Jimmy: I have 421
Bob: :O

by Little Alchemy 2 definition May 29, 2020

alchemy

The idea that there is at least one ratio of discrete elements that corresponds to any one on the spectrum of human emotions.

Alchemy is the idea that there is a chemical concoction in a 1:1 ratio with a human emotion.

by metastatic February 27, 2022