alberto scorfano

A character on the disney pixar movie “luca” who has daddy issues. oh and hes gay and has a crush on luca paguro. its so obvious.

wait whos that gay kid

that is alberto scorfano!

by i_am_your_mother July 6, 2021

AlbertsStuff

A YouTuber who deserves as many subs as DanTDM!
He hilariously voice overs ROBLOX, a Lego-like game.
Usually joined by his best friend Jake (Jayingee) or Lana, his girlfriend.
Created the "my son Samuel" craze on Frappe (game).

Me: I love AlbertsStuff so much! He's solo funny!
Them: Same!
Me: Do you like Jake?
Them: NO HE SUCKS!!1!

by OddAndEvie July 10, 2017

Alberty Jet Lag

The physiological and affective effects of quickly switching from hanging out with someone who is intensely stimulating in all kinds of fashions for a short amount of time, to normal routine of work and life that is hectic but dull. This drastic change of living state often causes a misalignment of sleep, work schedule, and sometimes muscle fatigue and sleepiness throughout the day. This type of physical and emotional intensity normally left your mind unhinged.

A: "I don't think I can come to the group discussions today."

B:"Why?"
A:"Because I had met someone this weekend for 24 hours. But we partied for 10 hours, walked together for 4 hours, talked for like 7 to 8 hours, and slept for 5 hours."

B:"Ugh... yikes, Alberty Jet Lag..."

by capybaradream_5 March 4, 2019

Albertsstuff

A fallen hero because of YouTube demonization. But if you rewatch him you will laugh.

Fan: Ah man Albertsstuff hasn’t posted in a year.
Fan 2: Well say thanks to YouTube

by masterofluck11251 December 16, 2018

Albert Gerald Krueger

A hot guy that lied about being a therapist from the game called Therapy with Dr. Albert Krueger. He is also a psychopath that kills you over his good skill of his drawing for no reason.

Person 1: Not gonna lie, I have a crush on Albert Gerald Krueger.
Person 2: ...Didn't he try killing you over his drawing?

by I am currently sleepy June 30, 2021

Albert Fingernoodle

A close friend of Quandale Dingle, he farted in his grandpa's breating machine and his lungs turned black. And is currently on the run. His friend, Kevin Barnacle Jones tried to kiss him while he was sleeping, so he punched him in the nose.

Whats up guys, Albert Fingernoodle here.

by oogaoogaoogachaka May 7, 2022

Ian and Albert

Two boys, who are very sad. They cry in the presence of intellectual superiority. They typically wear big coats to distract from their unlikeability. Ian is short and not cool. Albert is less short, and not cool. Ian and Albert's tend to lack at all things but especially lack in the world of the arguement.

Man, Ian and Albert sure are dumb.

by Johnathan Cenus May 20, 2020