Alabama hot pocket 

A hot pocket from Alabama.

“I want an Alabama hot pocket.”

Alabama hot pocket by CallMeMrCrabs August 13, 2021

alabama hot pocket 

latin: Theca defaecatus
The woman spreads apart her vaginal lips while the man carefully positions his anus above her open crevice and fills it with shit. Once his bowels have been evacuated into her vagina, he proceeds to have vigorous sex with it and enjoy the explosive heat and gooeyness that erupts from her vagina like melted cheese from a blistering Hot Pocket.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex

I love, love the Alabama Hot Pocket, but I wouldn't advise anybody to try it. You see, once you've had AHP, it's impossible to go back to regular sex. After my first Hot Pocket, my wife's vagina sans poop felt like the Sahara Desert.

alabama hot pocket by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010

alabama hot pocket 

What Mario R. does to Natalie A.
*** The art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside .

Man , Mario gave Natalie a nice warm Alabama Hot Pocket last night . I could hear them heating it up all last night .

alabama hot pocket by S & C November 16, 2007

alabama hot pocket 

Often confused with "moon docking" or defecating into a vagina, the "Alabama Hot Pocket" is actually a term used by necrophiles to describe a cadaver in a body bag stashed in a cardboard box in a mobile home (or the trunk of a rusty '73 camaro) which has been heated by the mid-day sun.

"I went back to the trailer on my lunch break to have a 'date' with my 'lady'. Talk about a Alabama Hot Pocket- what, with this heat wave we're havin'!"

alabama hot pocket by nurtchle December 23, 2007

alabama hot pocket 

an alabama hot pocket is a disgusting fetish where a male shits in a girls vagina and sticks his dick in it. or with a two girls a girl A shits in girl Bs vagina and licks it.

man i need to shit. want an alabama hot pocket.

alabama hot pocket by yunhobo September 2, 2009

Alabama Hot Pocket 

The act of shitting in a girls vagina, fucking her, then eating her out.

I was feeling dirty today..... so I gave her an Alabama Hot pocket!

Alabama Hot Pocket by Rupert123 March 4, 2008

alabama hot pocket 

when you put a warm shat into a girls pinkslit

omfg that alabama hot pocket from last night was almost as warm as your grandmas cookies-which are very hot

alabama hot pocket by 69cookie666 September 18, 2016