Aisle 69

The act of redirecting a questioning customer to a non-existent (and distant) area of a large superstore. Done either for reasons of expedient break-taking, general cluelessness or for the amusement of one's self and close shelf-stacking peers. Often all three.

Customer: Could you tell me where I could find the <mildly obscure product> please?

Bitter shelf-stacking monkey: Certainly noble sir/kind madam. I believe said item is located in aisle 69 - keep walking to the far side of the store, and it will be right there on your left.

by Deademeat December 24, 2010

Aisle 7

A wonderful place full of peace and harmony.
Ignore the other definition on here, it's pure blasphemy.

Me and my friends went to Aisle 7.

by Bendew July 22, 2020

Aisleen

A name used only for unique girls (or boys).

The original version 'Aisling' defined as the irish for dream,

'Aisleen' is said to be defined as 'Daydreamer' or A fantasy, legend.

Aisling= A Dream

Aisleen=A Fantasy or daydream

by Irish jester August 17, 2009

aisle eight

The act of exploding or losing one's mind: cause to burst into violent release of energy/behavior.

Bro, did you see that chick? She just went aisle eight!

by King James the 3rd March 24, 2013

aileany

a total bitch.

the type of person that wants and wants but doesnt give.
throws everyone even “real friends” under the bus.

did u see what happened at the quince ?
omg yeah!!
shes such an aileany

by biggybootyv October 4, 2017

haemorrhoid aisle

As coined by Stephen Fry on QI, it is a euphemism for the anus. The term has connotations of gay sex.

"He likes to take it up the haemorrhoid aisle"

by Amy1993 April 6, 2010

clean up on aisle zero

Having to return to the bathroom to do a better job of wiping one’s backside.

Karen: “What took you so long? I thought you’d already used the bathroom?”
Tom: “I did, but I had to do a clean up on aisle zero.”

by Mooseface May 22, 2018