Airplane

A thing in the night sky that most people pretend are shooting stars because they can really use a wish right now

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky’s are shooting stars I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now

by Nickispicklejuice July 31, 2021

Airplanes

Most annoying song ever. Good when it first came out but when everyone started putting "can we pretend that airplanes in the nightsky are like shooting stars...I could really use a wish right now", it became annoying as hell.

Ex 1:

Jesse - Can we pretend that airplanes -

James - No. Stfu.

Ex 2:

Lisa - OMG! Like, that song is SO good. I'm gonna write down the chorus in my fb status!

Tina - yeah, you and the rest of the world...

by airplanehater May 29, 2010

Airplane!

Hilarious 1980 movie. After the navigator and both pilots are among multiple people on an airline heading to Chicago from Los Angeles that get sick from some strange foodbourne illness, a doctor and two flight attendants seek the help from everyday man Ted Stryker (the ex-lover of one of the flight attendants) who has trouble just going near a plane since he made what he believed to be a bad move during an airstrike in the Vietnam War.

The movie is known for it's very random humor (i.e. a group of reporters is getting info about the crisis when one of them says "Okay boys, lets get some pictures". They then walk over to a wall with framed photographs of airlines and randomly start taking them down and walking out the door).

I got annoyed when my friend kept uttering the "don't call me Shirley" joke from Airplane!

by Gaaraofthedamned January 24, 2011

Airplane

Can we pretend that Airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? 💜💙

Twilight: “M-Mordecai...can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? 😞”

by Bowochan July 22, 2021

airplaned

When you stick something up someone's ass crack

Victim: OWWWWWW
Prankster: YOU JUST GOT AIRPLANED BITCH!

by BigDick_69 March 12, 2013

The Airplane

A sex position where the female is on the bottom and the male is on top having sex in the form of an airplane, extra effect can be added to this by making an airplane sound before the male finishes, a sneaky way to say you had sex.

OMG did you and Stephanie do The Airplane last night?

Dude The Air Plane is so great

by Delaney (MegaDJ7177) September 27, 2019

Airplane

A vehicle that is better than a woman in every way possible.
It also goes fast and is the safest vehicle statistically.

I had to choose between the wife and an airplane I found the airplane to be cheaper.

I'm glad I have an airplane it never complains like the girlfriend.

by pilotkajad March 28, 2009