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anchorman

hilarious will ferrell movie released in 2004. see it if you wanna laugh.
"You are a smelly pirate hooker. Go back to your home on whore island."

"I'm trapped in a glass case of emotion!"

"Where did you get those suits, the... toilet... store?"

"Yeah, I ate a big red candle"

"The bad man on the bridge, I hit him with a burrito"

"Good evening, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?"

"I'm Ron Burgundy. Go f*ck yourselves, San Diego."

"I love... lamp"

"We're trying this new fad called jogging. Or it might be pronounced yogging."

"Play yazz flute for us!"
"Oh, im totally unprepared" -pulls flute out of pocket
by rainynights447 August 30, 2005
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Ainhoa

She's the most beautiful, smartest and kindest girl. Her character can be insane and she is mostly very confident. She can be small but she has a big heart. And she probably loves animals.
"Who's that beautiful girl?"

"Thats ainhoa!"
"Of course it is!"
by ItsSaralalalalabitch January 3, 2017
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black anchor

The prized symbol of Yik Yak
by The Black Anchor April 14, 2015
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Anchovie's Cunt

The smelliest thing on Earth
Fred: I just got back from the gym, do you think i should shower?

George: God yes, you smell like an anchovie's cunt
by Pigoutultra August 24, 2009
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Anchorwoman Cleavage

The slight yet sexy cleavage a woman shows when she wants you to be influenced by her breasts, yet still take her seriously professionally.
Brew #1: Dude, are you watching the news story on channel 5?

Brew #2: Heck ya man, that anchorwoman really knows her stuff, super interesting story.

Brew #1: Sure is, her anchorwoman cleavage just brought that story from a B- to an A+.
by TFB Nurse October 1, 2012
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possessional anchors

Physical remnants of a previous relationship that provide a security blanket in your current life
She had been divorced for 3 years and glancing around her home, she suddenly became aware of the possessional anchors from a previous life scattered throughout and knew that it was time to discard them and move on.
by crs-w November 1, 2016
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Anchorman

really funny, yet stupid movie about a self-loving anchorman, an anchorwoman that joins his station, a horny reporter, a weatherman with an IQ of 48, a mildly gay/idiotic sportscaster, a dog that gets punted off of a bridge, a fight between numerous news reporters, and cologne that smells like Bigfoot's dick. it takes place in san diego, california.
Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
by clevelandsteamer August 30, 2005
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