Ailf

astronomer i'd like to fuck.

from the movie (don't look up)

damn Mr. starman is such a Ailf

by TheRealPopeFrancis March 28, 2022

AILF

Comes from the common usage of the word MILF. This was then modified by the new wave of Sixth Formers as the mysterious cult known as the Brotherhood of Fist adopted it as their slogan. Means Ass I'd Like to Fist.

You're a bit AILF
Walk into common room fist beating heart "AILF"

by Ure Mum July 29, 2008

AILF

A very attractive Aunty to which you have a desire to fornicate with.

“Bro, she’s pretty hot after she had that kid.”
“Yeah but have you seen her sister Lucy? Total AILF.”

by Premiare June 28, 2018

AILF

An attractive Aunty to which you wish to fornicate with.

“Bro, she’s pretty hot after she’s had those kids, total MILF.”
“Yeah but have you seen her sister Lucy? What an AILF!”

by Premiare June 28, 2018

AILF

Acronym for "Aspie I'd like to fuck"

Damn Monica looks hot, she's such an AILF

by AspieJoe March 30, 2019

AILF

Ansell i'd like to fuck

hay your an AILF

sure

by XOTWOD23 March 16, 2022

AILF

Similarly to MILF (Mom I'd Like to F**k), DILF (Dad I'd Like to F**k), PILF (Parent I'd Like to F**k), SPILF (Step-Parent I'd Like to F**k), SMILF (Step-Mom I'd Like to F**k), and SDILF (Step-Dad I'd Like to F**k), AILF stands for Aunt I'd Like to F**k, which obviously brings up the potential UILF (Uncle I'd Like to F**k), which you can type a definition for if you're really that desperate.

"Damn bro, that AILF over there's really a sexy one, isn't she?~"
"...................wtf does that even mean broski..?"

by wefwidgewatow July 13, 2021