Afterpaste

The horrendous taste that fills one's mouth when trying to drink or eat things after brushing one's teeth.

Dang! I tried to drink a nice cold glass of Apple Juice, but I just brushed my teeth, so it was ruined by a horrible afterpaste.

by JoeyJoker June 18, 2011

afterjack

A small amount of semen released a short time after one masturbates.

One masturbates and goes about his business. Then a few minutes (roughly 5-15) later a small drop of batch drips out of the relaxing penis. A nuisance because it dampens the boxers/briefs.

John: "Ahh F!"
Pete: "What?"
John: "I just got some afterjack in my drawers."
Pete: "Hate it when that happens."

by Brainstorm April 5, 2009

Afterbatin'

The detrimental effect you encounter where you're stream of urine goes in at least 2, if not more, different directions while taking a piss after masturbation.

John: Damn dude afterbatin' got me again, I just pissed all over the towels by my toilet.
Fred: Ah you gotta watch that afterbatin' it'll get ya every time.

by DaBoot July 15, 2009

Aftermarket rack

Fake breasts

Hey did you get a chance to check out the aftermarket rack on that chick? Must've cost a stack of dead presidents.

by Blankford1 December 7, 2013

Aftermarket Umbilical Cord

When two people dreadlock their genital pubes with each other's, creating a bond as strong as the hair roots on each's upper genital area. Can also be called "Hairy Symbiote"

Bro1: I've been feeling so disconnected from the world recently...

Bro2 (down-to-earth guy): I'll help you back down bro, let's try the aftermarket umbilical cord"

by Zeval April 7, 2020

aftermarket wheels

Fake boobs.

Yeah, she has aftermarket wheels.

by Mtbr May 15, 2018

Afterasm

A failed clothing line that was negligently produced and maintained by some crackhead with brain tumor ---- most likely caused from smoking too much crack.

Afterasm is a prime example of why crackheads should not start clothing companies.

by TheresAHotlineForYouToCall May 16, 2022