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The most gay ass man that has ever stepped on earth, low key a dumbass that knows nothing.
Person 1:hey did you bang that chick last night
Afonso:bang?
Afonso by Topaid4 November 23, 2021

Afonso Veiga 

Afonso Veiga is the most amazing person. He is the friend you wish you had. He is really handsome and funny as hell. Also he thinks Barradas is gay.
-Who's that guy?
-It's Afonso Veiga.
-Omg he's so handsome! I bet he is extremely funny as well!

Afonso veiga 

Afonso Veiga is the friend you need. He is really handsome and also very funny.

As a hobby he likes to rescue abandoned kittens and he does voluntary work very weekend in Etiopia.
"Who's that guy?"
"He is Afonso Veiga."
"Omg he´s so handsome! I bet he's extremely funny as well!"

Afonso Allegro 

The best guy you'll ever meet. He's very sexy and even smarter than most Vicentes. Afonso Allegro has a giant dick and uses it wonderfully, most girls you know will be able to confirm this because he drowns in pussy on a daily basis. Fon Fon is also a really good friend, either if you're going clubbing or just vibin with the boys. He isn't perfect because most people are jealous of him being that he is too good at everything.
Girl 1: " but is he good in bed?"
Girl 2: " even better, he's like an Afonso Allegro but obviously not as good."
Girl 3: " Obviously! No one is better than Afonso!"
Afonso Allegro by Noutorin November 22, 2021

Afonso Alves 

Afonso Alves is the nicest guys you could ever meet. He is the most loyal guy you could ever meet and once you meet him theirs no going back.
Afonso Alves best talent is: *screaming* MAPILDE PERRA
Afonso Alves is the best padel player in Alfragide.
Afonso Alves by pandeleiro March 2, 2022

Afonso João 

Afonso is THE Shawty—the best best BEST FRIEND and boyfriend you will ever have. Will never leave your side, through your ups and downs. Will cry if you cry, and will make you laugh, mostly for being stupid, but in a good way.

He WILL be the best thing in your life. He cooks, cleans, he shops with you, and spills the tea when you two are alone.... he is our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

He will own your ass so much you'll think that nobody will ever top him...plus he's tall af so you will be his shawty for real.
You never had nor will a partner so amazing as this one, bound forever by beer and love
Blessed be those with an Afonso João in their lives, amen, for real shawty
Afonso joão has blessed us with his spirit today