Afonso

The most gay ass man that has ever stepped on earth, low key a dumbass that knows nothing.

Person 1:hey did you bang that chick last night
Afonso:bang?

by Topaid4 November 23, 2021

Afonso Allegro

The best guy you'll ever meet. He's very sexy and even smarter than most Vicentes. Afonso Allegro has a giant dick and uses it wonderfully, most girls you know will be able to confirm this because he drowns in pussy on a daily basis. Fon Fon is also a really good friend, either if you're going clubbing or just vibin with the boys. He isn't perfect because most people are jealous of him being that he is too good at everything.

Girl 1: " but is he good in bed?"
Girl 2: " even better, he's like an Afonso Allegro but obviously not as good."
Girl 3: " Obviously! No one is better than Afonso!"

by Noutorin November 22, 2021

Afonso

O Afonso é uma pessoa ciumenta, não gosta de falsidades,muito menos traições.

O Afonso adora escrever e ouvir musica, ama o "proximo" e tem medo de perder.

by King_Wicc November 21, 2021

Afonso

Afonso is the most interesting boy in the world. He knows everything and is always teaching me Stuff, which I love. Never misses a chance to tell me I look beautiful that day. We has such nice hair with the cuttest curls I’ve seen. I really like him, more than he knows.

Here is an interesting fact

Oh, who told you that?
Afonso

by Tirde November 21, 2021

Afonso

Afonso is the most interesting boy in the world. He knows everything and is always teaching me Stuff, which I love. Never misses a chance to tell me I look beautiful that day. We has such nice hair with the cuttest curls I’ve seen. I really like him, more than he knows.

Here is an interesting fact

Oh, who told you that?
Afonso

by Tirde November 21, 2021

Afonso

mainly men from the Caribbean Sea.
they tend to play Dead By Daylight
They tend to have cats
they tend to have big dick energy
Pretty swag *cool winkey face*

"Afonso is so fucking cool he owns a cat! isnt that big dick energy??!!"
"Yea dude!! agreed"

by Skye_ October 14, 2021

Afonso João

Afonso is THE Shawty—the best best BEST FRIEND and boyfriend you will ever have. Will never leave your side, through your ups and downs. Will cry if you cry, and will make you laugh, mostly for being stupid, but in a good way.

He WILL be the best thing in your life. He cooks, cleans, he shops with you, and spills the tea when you two are alone.... he is our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

He will own your ass so much you'll think that nobody will ever top him...plus he's tall af so you will be his shawty for real.
You never had nor will a partner so amazing as this one, bound forever by beer and love
Blessed be those with an Afonso João in their lives, amen, for real shawty

Afonso joão has blessed us with his spirit today

by AlexTheeeShawtiest April 20, 2023