alcohol aficionado

A person who has a lot of knowledge about and is enthusiastic about alcohol, but "isn't an alcoholic."

"I'm not an alcoholic, I'm an alcohol aficionado!" - Hamish Duke, The Order

by NeonPaladin27 August 29, 2020

african rock fish

A person who is extremely black and has no knowledge of how to swim but enter the deep end of the pool anyway. They usually travel in packs.

The African rock fish jumped off of the diving board and immediately sunk to the bottom of the pool.

by Lissy0208 May 27, 2014

african expert

any of the countless african facebook accounts that spam the EPL pages on facebook with their broken english gibberish predictions etc

Moses Wisdom Balla: like dis post if United is best team gonna win EPL this season.

Another african expert posting shit.

by okgono August 25, 2018

Africa Vote

when the results from a poll or study are greatly changed because of all the poor people in Africa.

Bob: Did you hear that only 69% of the world owns TV's?

Jim: Ahh, thats the cuz of the Africa Vote!

by crazy_staniel January 22, 2013

african mud hut

When a male dumps his load on a females chest, then proceeds to titty fuck creating two mud huts.

Dolly parton has some huge juggs i wanna give her the african mud hut.

by ElongD November 21, 2016

african blow dart

When you put a straw filled with cocaine into a woman's ass and blow it into her

Matt Akers Gave this random girl a African blow dart the other night !

by BobbyLight910 August 8, 2016

Tell me about that Africa Trip again...

When asked to do something that sounds rubbish.

Girl 1: Do you want to come over and play a board game?
Guy 1: Tell me about that Africa trip again...

by ClarendonLeamington May 1, 2010